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pismo beach cali is the most AMAZING place ever,, it is the only beach town left that isnt uppity and snotty here in california,, its located "halfway between san fran and L.A" as all the hotels will tell you,, but anyways in the summer it comes alive with all kinda of people who have no idea how to treat this town and you cant even drive down price street.. the pacific coast highway runs right through,, its a pretty sick place,, any true bro&&orbro hoe can tell you that the pismo dunes are freakiin sick and youll always find them chilling out there,, theres 3 different types of tuorists in this town old folks ((soo cute)) families ((slightly less cute with the screaming children)) and then the bro scene of course,, if you go be sure to stop in pancho's surf shop down by the pier =)) oh&&the outlets are AWESOME they just recently got a no fear =)) so yeahh thats my pismo.. come visit but dont be a douche.
cute bro tyler "hey where are you headed this weekend dude?"
cute bro joe "me&&my chick ashley are going to pismo"
cute bro tyler "me too!"

adorable grandma "honey you know where i booked us this weekend?"
adorable grandpa "sea gypsy in pismo i hope"
pismo by C A L i C A L L i E January 14, 2010
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"pismo off" - anger with humour

"I need a pismo"

"I've pismo'd my pants"
pismo by Rebeccamo June 25, 2006
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Pismo Clam 

A term given to any tragic or shameless promiscuous slut who comes from a middle to upper class upbringing.
Yeah man I'm pretty happy we broke up, I really didn't need to splash around with that Pismo Clam any longer.
Pismo Clam by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Pismo Beach 

Former Red Light capital of California, which is why it is a frequent destination of Bugs Bunny. Known for its clams.

Bake #1: Let's go get some Pismo Beach clam, dude.
Bake #2: Okay, dude.
Pismo Beach by Cenco April 30, 2006

Panic At Pismo

When you and your other out-of-state friends get caught in a riptide in California and need the coast guard to come get you.
Melodi got caught in the riptide at the Panic At Pismo!!!
Piso4 is twitch streamer, he play minecraft, roblox and GTA. He also sometimes watches video his discord sends in :)
"Piso4 is such a good streamer"

"Wow he's the best"
piso4 by Erinnotfounddddd June 25, 2021

Pissoffery 

Circumstances resulting from one entity's perceived arrogance/douchebaggery with inflammatory effects on bystanders.
Blowing up the Middle East wouldn't be difficult if it weren't for the international pissoffery that would ensue.
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