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The first time you take a piss after jizzing and there is sperm in the pee.
Pism by WhoDatFreshBoi January 3, 2019
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When you would do anything for a boy instead of a girl
Gary is gay, he would do anything for Greg. He’s such a pism.
Pism by JEWishNazIKnows March 2, 2020
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A word that makes people laugh so much they just fucking die when they hear it. It's just so funny.
Anyways, the meaning of Pism is oh my god, what the fuck hahahHAHA OMG... PISM? HAHAHAHHAH *cough cough* AAAhahahah I. CN T. *wheeze* hlp
I nearly died today, along with some other friends. Some idiot typed that... Hahaha... Really fucking funny word, oh my god... Hahahaha... Into the group chat... PISM! HAHAHAHA, OH MY GOD I CAN'T... IT'S SO FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Pism by flowscape October 24, 2025

Pismo Clam 

A term given to any tragic or shameless promiscuous slut who comes from a middle to upper class upbringing.
Yeah man I'm pretty happy we broke up, I really didn't need to splash around with that Pismo Clam any longer.
Pismo Clam by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
The best name ever. The best word ever. Slang for iguana. Name of my iguana.
Pismot hello! I am Pismot the Iguana and I love water balloons.
pismot by John Autismo September 1, 2021

Panic At Pismo

When you and your other out-of-state friends get caught in a riptide in California and need the coast guard to come get you.
Melodi got caught in the riptide at the Panic At Pismo!!!
pismo beach cali is the most AMAZING place ever,, it is the only beach town left that isnt uppity and snotty here in california,, its located "halfway between san fran and L.A" as all the hotels will tell you,, but anyways in the summer it comes alive with all kinda of people who have no idea how to treat this town and you cant even drive down price street.. the pacific coast highway runs right through,, its a pretty sick place,, any true bro&&orbro hoe can tell you that the pismo dunes are freakiin sick and youll always find them chilling out there,, theres 3 different types of tuorists in this town old folks ((soo cute)) families ((slightly less cute with the screaming children)) and then the bro scene of course,, if you go be sure to stop in pancho's surf shop down by the pier =)) oh&&the outlets are AWESOME they just recently got a no fear =)) so yeahh thats my pismo.. come visit but dont be a douche.
cute bro tyler "hey where are you headed this weekend dude?"
cute bro joe "me&&my chick ashley are going to pismo"
cute bro tyler "me too!"

adorable grandma "honey you know where i booked us this weekend?"
adorable grandpa "sea gypsy in pismo i hope"
pismo by C A L i C A L L i E January 14, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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