pixelosis

The telltale condition of a computer game that has so many pixelated graphics that you think the game is ill. Originally found in polish computer game magazines in the early 90's, either Top Secret or the early Secret Service, describing antiquated graphics in DOS era 3D FPS games. When you'd walk up to a wall, the texture texels would become huge, and show mad pixelation.

This game has mad pixelosis!
Your momma's so ugly, she has pixelosis.
Hexen looks so bad, I think it has pixelosis.
Doom2 has pixelosis.

by cheater September 22, 2007

Pixelvision

The means by which mid-major basketball fans watch their favorite and not-so-favorite teams on the Internet in teeny-tiny windows. Pixelvision sometimes can be awesome, sometimes can be crappy, but ALWAYS gets the job done.

See also: National Pixelvision Day, buffering...

"I can't go on a date with you tonight, I'm going to watch Oakland vs. Oral Roberts on Pixelvision!"

by thegeneral14 February 4, 2010

Pixelisism

The belief that we are just some pixels in the great resolution

*C takes a sip from a drink*
C: We are just some pixels...
*confused A*
A: What does that mean?
C: You never heard of pixelisism?

by Rch99 November 19, 2022

pixelosmosis

The active absorption of information as achieved by scrolling through blogs, message boards, etc. with the intent of finding lolworthy images/short sentences/memes.

"If not for pixelosmosis, there's no way I'd keep up with and get a decent idea of what's happening on the interwebs."

"You do it, I'm busy pixelosmoting over here."

by Splice March 7, 2012

The Pelosis are prolific stock traders

If a lot of people are doing the same (intelligent or not intelligent thing) at the ame time, why shouldn't I be able to do the same thing?

Mom: son stop treating and go do homework

Son: remembers. The pelosis are prolific stock traders. I'll be a truant and I'll become a criminal haha.

by Sexydimma January 25, 2023

pixelkist

when you fail at an activity

Guy 1: I pixelkisted on the test today :(
Guy 2: That sucks, I pixelkisted too :(

by Bordellr September 29, 2018

Pixellism

A movement of artistic imagery based on the use of visible individual digital pixels, as a means of displaying truth in the use of digital tools and material as a medium. This movement is grounded as an anti-response to the existing growing trend containing hyper-realistic-sharpness in digital photography, printing, or other visual arts.

I'm fucking tired of having to wear my lenses to truly gauge the essence of this photographers' neurosis with sharp imagery of landscape. I'm more into Pixellism.

by Q5 January 6, 2019