pixelkist

when you fail at an activity

Guy 1: I pixelkisted on the test today :(
Guy 2: That sucks, I pixelkisted too :(

by Bordellr September 29, 2018

pixelbitching

Originating with the point and click adventure games that the computer gaming market was overflowing with in the 80's and 90's, pixelbitching is the act of sweeping your mouse cursor across any given screen of such a game, in order to find the minute cluster of pixels you need to progress. Often used by gamers as a last resort when they can't find any other items/pathways to proceed.

The direct result of pre-millenial psychic expectancy

"Yeah, I got stuck while I was playing last night, and ended up pixelbitching three screens before I finally found the tiny item I needed!"

by relative-frequency, September 18, 2012

Pixelvision

The means by which mid-major basketball fans watch their favorite and not-so-favorite teams on the Internet in teeny-tiny windows. Pixelvision sometimes can be awesome, sometimes can be crappy, but ALWAYS gets the job done.

See also: National Pixelvision Day, buffering...

"I can't go on a date with you tonight, I'm going to watch Oakland vs. Oral Roberts on Pixelvision!"

by thegeneral14 February 4, 2010

pixelbitionist

Someone who, in a virtual world, enjoys being unclothed and showing off their pixel assets. The word was coined in 2008 by Reghan Straaf of Second Life, who described herself as that with her pixel-revealing photography.

The way she photographed herself wearing nothing but a hat and her button-up boots gave every indication that the lady was something of a pixelbitionist.

by Pixelkat June 20, 2010

Pixelisism

The belief that we are just some pixels in the great resolution

*C takes a sip from a drink*
C: We are just some pixels...
*confused A*
A: What does that mean?
C: You never heard of pixelisism?

by Rch99 November 19, 2022

Pixeltits

Pixelated, blurry photos of a girl's tits, usually taken with a cellphone camera.

Man, those leaked pictures of Scarlett Johansson showed some serious pixeltits.

by ItsBadForYa October 1, 2011

Pixelista

A confused style of design which steals elements from pixies (as in the fairytale creatures) and Windows Vista.

That style is SO pixelista!

by Antony Johnson March 17, 2009