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pottless 

A creature in 17th Century English mythology. It's distinctive foul smell and revolting appearance makes it one of the most recognizable and iconic mythical figures in old English mythology.

Its origin is unknown, but it is believed that the myth began in a small village of Pottleton, now known as Waltham Cross, when a strange noise came from a well just outside the village. Villagers went to investigate, but none returned from their scoutings. It is said that every night at 3:35 AM, a small girl with a turnip-shaped head and a tomato-style hair do can be seen wandering the ground where the well once stood.
"Oh my God, John! Is that the Pottless?!"

"I don't know, Mr Lywellyn, but it is most certainly pottless-like, reminiscent of the old tale."

"Oh I see!"

"Quite!"

"Ahhhh"

"Ahhhh"
pottless by John Lywellyn March 16, 2008
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Pottles Bottles 

(noun) Pottles was reinvented by combining “pop-top” with “bottles”...or if you prefer "pot" with "bottles"!
1. I'm tired of getting arrested because of these cheap ass baggies. Where are my pottles bottles?
2. My herb stay's fresher in these pottles bottles.
3. No odor is escaping because I use my pottles bottles!
Pottles Bottles by Poppy Pottles April 30, 2013
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Comes from the british phrase ' Not a pot to piss in'. To have nothing
Not a pot to piss in'. To have nothing.being potless
potless by unhelpfulone January 16, 2009
Potless means "no money". It means no money at hand, at home, as well as no money at the bank. So potless means completly out of money. I found this word in a movie "One man and his dog".
- Anyway, we can't go anywhere, we're potless.
- Well, it's better that beign lifeless.
potless by nonameuser January 22, 2006
Potless means "no money". It means no money at hand, at home, as well as no money at the bank. So potless means completly out of money. I found this word in a movie "One man and his dog".
- Anyway, we can't go anywhere, we're potless.
- Well, it's better that being lifeless.
potless by nonameuser January 21, 2006

postless 

The act of not documenting an event that occurred which thereby erases it from history since it has not been posted. The quality of having not being posted.
Serge: Me and Tandy last night! Ooh la la!!
Leon: It did not happen, mang. Lies...
Serge: Yeah, it did. I saw her posting about it afterwards!
Leon: I just searched her history - nothing! Postless! She wants to forget about it - or did it even happen?
postless by von groovy June 6, 2017

pontless 

(adjective)
Derived from "pont/ponts"

Mediocre, bad, unworthy, pointless, meaningless, bereft of any ponts, lacking value, uninteresting, etc.
The opposite of "pontful"
My life has been really pontless since I lost my job
This cellphone is still working, but it's cheap and pontless
Amazon is a serious organization, but their way of treating employees is totally pontless
pontless by Macho Linguist June 30, 2021
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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