pistoche 

The booz🍻. The good stuff. Imma drink so much pistoche imma get drunk.

“Who’s gonna bring the pistoche.”
“Imma go get it with my fake ID”
“How much pistoche did you get?”
“I bought 50 cheluskis”

pistoche by Pene violado January 30, 2021

Pistonheads 

Right wing club for angry old white men.

I hear climate change is all made up?
What?
Yes I heard it from turbobloke on pistonheads.

Pistonheads by dokic November 7, 2019

Pistonheads 

Once a great online community now taken over by brexit loving racists and gammons.

Hey! I haven’t seen you on pistonheads recently.

I know it’s just horrible old twats on there nowadays.

Pistonheads by dokic December 13, 2022

PistonHeads 

A bunch of stuck up twats, with Porsche's.

Oh, look at me, I own a poverty spec Porsche 996, I must join PistonHeads.

PistonHeads by Znoozer June 28, 2018

Pistonheads 

Hipsters of the automobile world.

Guy 1: I need a car for my wife and kids, any suggestions?

Pistonheads: mx5.

Pistonheads by Garlick June 22, 2013

Pissochet 

when you're pissing in a urinal and your aim is too high, and the piss ricochets on to your pants

dude 1: yo bro why'd you piss your pants?

dude2: bro I didn't piss my pants what are you (looks down)

both: pissochet

Pissochet by pokasaurus June 15, 2011

pistache 

pronounced: piss-tach-ay
A vagina moustache... derived from pistachio and alot of booze...
used to describe a girl who is a bitch, and has a moustache

1: Yo... that girl is a total pistache... look at her moustache...

2: Yeah she's a bitch!

pistache by m-dawwg July 23, 2008