Pissochet

when you're pissing in a urinal and your aim is too high, and the piss ricochets on to your pants

dude 1: yo bro why'd you piss your pants?

dude2: bro I didn't piss my pants what are you (looks down)

both: pissochet

by pokasaurus June 15, 2011

Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.

Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021

Augusto Pinochet

Dictator who ruled Chile with an iron fist from 1973 to 1990. Pinochet headed the military junta that controlled the country after a coup that deposed the democratically elected president Salvador Allende. During his reign, Pinochet ordered the violent suppression of all political opposition to his government. A commission determined that his military and government were responsible for human rights violations, including more than 2,000 deaths and untold numbers of disappearances.

All opposition parties were banned, the press was censored and dissidents up and down the country were abducted and executed without trial. The notorious Caravan of Death, an Army death squad flew the length of the country by helicopter in October 1973, extinguishing 97 influential opposition figures. Even dissidents that had fled the country were not out of Pinochet’s reach. Operation Condor, tracked the numerous Chileans that had fled into exile. No-one was safe from Pinochet’s paranoid anti-communist drive. General Prats, Augusto Pinochet’s predecessor in the role of Commander in Chief, was killed in Buenos Aires in 1974.

Pinochet is pronounced Pino – Chay. The t is silent.

by Dancing with Fire June 19, 2011

pinochet helicopter

A joyous experience that any self respecting social justice warrior should volunteer for.Involves being bundled onto a helicopter and thrown from a great height,usually into the pacific ocean.

the whiny bitch could not back up her arguments,so we put her on a pinochet helicopter and threw her into the pacific.

by rillnegro May 28, 2016

Level of Pissocity

A scale of how pissed you are at an exact time.
Usually used with a different scale every time.

*Pushes stuff of his desk*

On a scale from Adolf Hitler to Jesus Christ, what is your level of pissocity?

Im at about a Tiger woods wife level.

by Matt J6 April 23, 2011

Augusto Pinochet

A brutal dictator who held absolute power in Chile for nearly 17 dark, violent, unforgettable years.

When I visited Santiago, I could still sense Augusto Pinochet looming over the city.

by Cotapos June 24, 2007

Pickochet

An intercept in American football in which the pass bounces off a receiver's hands and lands in the hands of an often unexpecting defensive player.

Georgia was looking pretty good against Alabama until Stetson Bennett through the pickochet in the red zone then everything just fell apart.

by Kompress0r October 18, 2020