Picktance

When driving a car: A distance whereby the driver can pick his/her nose without being seen by the driver of the car in front via rear view or side mirrors.

Sally was driving behind another car when she felt the need for a nasal spring clean so she broke as to increase the picktance between herself and the car in front.

by Shombray5000 September 28, 2014

Pistance

The distance traversed by a stream of piss measured from the opening of the urethra to the spot at which the stream lands.

Typically men have a longer pistance than women.

by Chennessey March 15, 2016

Dicktance

The distance of penis that has been through a womans vagina

(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance

This bitches dicktance is like 8 miles.

by Vannyerd December 20, 2015

picmance

a love affair (or friendly romance) between two partners in crime. Female version of a bromance.

Friend one: I love talking to you!
Friend two: Me too! I love this picmance!

by ckberk March 22, 2011

Social pisstance

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.

WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!

by Covidblues April 18, 2020

pistance

How far away from the urnal that you can stand and still piss in the urnal.

Bro I got my pistance up to 6 feet today.

by D_professor October 31, 2015

pittance

The total amount paid in a Welfare Cheque.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003