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pissington

When you got to take a fat ass piss
Alex: Damn cuh I have to use the restroom

Bryson: Awe shit another pissington?
Alex: Yeah
by JoshuaVal June 3, 2023
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Piddington

Nobody really knows what a Pidington is, it's just something you don't want to be.
I have a people carrier, I am a bit of a Piddington.

I like kippers, I am a bit of a piddington.
by abitmorekids1324565 December 21, 2008
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Karl Pilkington

Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.
"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."

"Alrite?"
by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005
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Karl Pilkington

A man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the world over as a shaven chimp with head like a fucking orange.
Ricky Gervais: Karl Pilkington is a bald headed mank. His cranium is perfectly spherical.
by skwurlled January 7, 2010
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piddington

Developed from commentary by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear:
1. A people-carrier/minivan, especially one that is being driven in a manner that is inconvenient to you.
2. The driver of a people-carrier/minivan, or a person who looks like he might drive one.
1. That piddington is going 12mph in a 50 and I can't see around its fat ass to tell whether or not I can pass it.
2. This place is clogged with piddingtons; must be a Michael Buble' concert in town tonight.
by exstock April 5, 2009
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inappropriate pissination

Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.
Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.
by Telephony December 20, 2015
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karl pilkington

a bald headed manc twat with little to no brain cells aka a mong
Karl Pilkington has a head like a fucking orange
by the air created the greeness November 20, 2018
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