pissington
pissington by JoshuaVal June 3, 2023
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Piddington
Piddington by abitmorekids1324565 December 21, 2008
Karl Pilkington
Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.
Karl Pilkington by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005
Karl Pilkington
A man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the world over as a shaven chimp with head like a fucking orange.
Karl Pilkington by skwurlled January 7, 2010
piddington
Developed from commentary by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear:
1. A people-carrier/minivan, especially one that is being driven in a manner that is inconvenient to you.
2. The driver of a people-carrier/minivan, or a person who looks like he might drive one.
1. A people-carrier/minivan, especially one that is being driven in a manner that is inconvenient to you.
2. The driver of a people-carrier/minivan, or a person who looks like he might drive one.
1. That piddington is going 12mph in a 50 and I can't see around its fat ass to tell whether or not I can pass it.
2. This place is clogged with piddingtons; must be a Michael Buble' concert in town tonight.
2. This place is clogged with piddingtons; must be a Michael Buble' concert in town tonight.
piddington by exstock April 5, 2009
inappropriate pissination
Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.
Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.
inappropriate pissination by Telephony December 20, 2015
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