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prolling 

To relieve ones scrotum of itch by way of pinching and rolling.
pinching+rolling=prolling

Nobody ever really 'scratches their balls', it is an outdated and inaccurate phrase. All dudes know that the real technique to relieve that discomfort is to pinch and roll. However, 'pinch and roll' can't be used conveniently in a conversation, so a better term was required. Such was the background for the creation of prolling.

Prolling is to be used primarily (although not limited to) as a verb. It also may be used as a noun (more on that below in the example sentences).

This was long overdue in masculinity. If you ever really went hard and all-out clawed your sack like you would a mosquito bite, you're sick in the head. Be nice to your gonads, give 'em that first class, gentle proll treatment.

THE REVOLUTION IS HERE! PROLL ON MEN!
soon to be in the dictionary
"Hold up bro, I'm prolling."

"I just prolled so hard yo."
"I just had the best proll sesh." (used as a noun)

"What are you doing! Why is your hand in your pants?!"
"Relax, I'm just prolling, I needed to."
prolling by prollgod November 30, 2016
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Prolling 

Trolling somebody, instead it's pro. PROLLING.
Prolling -

Proller: YOUR MUM SLUT, PROLLED.
Prolling by PROLLING October 30, 2011

School Yard Polling

The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.
Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!

Polling the electorate 

To have sex, usually with a stripper.

From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.

Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.
That's mayor Quimby's car. Tonight, his honor is, heh, polling the electorate.

Exit Polling 

To have anal sex with, created by Bill Clinton from his appearance on Family Guy.
You up for a little Exit Polling?

Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?

Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.
Exit Polling by BlakeP July 7, 2008

Prowling for Predators 

1. When police officers pretend to be pre-teens to lure out sexual predators on youth oriented websites and chat rooms.

2. When a teen goes into a sexually explicit chat room or website as if they don’t know what’s going to happen.
Robert loved his job prowling for predators. Sure pretending to be a 12 year old girl was a bit odd but he loved nothing more than busting pervs who tried to meet up with his alter ego at the park.

The girls at Stephanie’s slumber party thought it would be fun to go into the “hot nasty XXX NY/NJ” chat room and start prowling for predators until the creepy messages started.
obsessively checking your mailbox to see if your online acquaintance you're flirting with has emailed you
i can't work properly this morning because i can't stop polling. maybe i should tell my therapist about it.
polling by emmar December 14, 2008
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