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pink sausage 

A perverse sexual practice.
Before sex, cook up some bacn. Tie a string around this bacon, and get your lady to eat said bacon, leaving the string hanging from her mouth. Proceed with anal intercourse. As you reach climax, pull the string, pulling the bacon from your lady's throat. Her anal uscles will tighten immeasurably. Tehn pull out- her rectum will invert as you pull out, leaving a "pink sausage" hanging out of her arse.
I gave Ana a pink sausage last night- she had to go to the hospital.
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hot pink sausage wallet 

slang term for a vagina. made up by a lesbian, it is usually a lesbian term, endearing, to her partner's vagina
"ohhh baby i love your hot pink sausage wallet"

Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet 

Colloquial term for A Vagina, The woman's Female Sexual Organ.
Samuel slowly and sensually slid his large manhood into Suzie's Swollen, eager pink velvet sausage wallet

pink velvet sausage wallet 

a women with a loose vagina
ah man that chick had a pink velvet sausage wallet like ive never seen.

pink, velvet sausage wallet 

A poon, a vagina, meat curtains, etc.
So, I was in the vinegar strokes with the village cockwash, really sticking it to her pink, velvet sausage-wallet, when some quumfer of a pod-nodger hailed me on the telephone!
pink, velvet sausage wallet by Avery December 23, 2003

pink saussage wallet 

n
Originated last year in a drunken conversation. Another term for vagina.
See also: pussy, fanny, cunt, muff, and mutt
I'm gonna' shove my one eyed trouser snake in your pink saussage wallet.
pink saussage wallet by jack August 7, 2004

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026