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Pimpocracy 

A form of government in which the head of state, the Super-Freak is in charge of maintaining the well being of the Territory, known as "the block" country of "The United States of F**k With This And Get A Lesson On How To Shine My Gators With Ya Ass." Modeled after such blaxploitatious films as Soul Plane, Shaft, Super Fly, and all Quentin Tarantino Films starring Samuel L. Jackson cussing. There is only one rule, Don't get high off your own supply, and several officials of state with duties varying from mainting the Peace( Secretary of Bust a Cap), Overseeing Health Care (Surgeon General of Stop Smoking That S**t), Assisting and mainting the Agricultural Economy (Chairman of the Sticky Icky Icky) and various other important roles. Bill Clinton will have some role in this government, im just not sure yet as to what, he hasn't called me back yet.
You'll see when Democracy is toppled by hard-working street corner and alley way hustlers, who will eat the rich and pimp the system.
Pimpocracy by Paul August 24, 2004
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Pimpocracy 

Pimpocracy means, literally, "rule by the pimps". In its primary usage, it refers to a system of government based on the belief that all pimps are created equal, and in which political power is held either by the pimps, or by their elected pimp representatives. Alternatively, "pimpocracy" may refer to a nation state or other organisation that has adopted a pimp system of government, or to the underlying belief system of pimpology.

The origin of the word comes from the the sixteenth century French verb pimper, which meant "to dress elegantly." and the ancient Greek word kratos, meaning "rule".

A Pimpocracy is a decentralised power sharing form of government which stands in contrast to the more centralized and autocratic Pimptatorship.
Ho, this is not a pimpocracy, this here's a pimptatorship!!
Pimpocracy by JJ Yce June 16, 2007
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pimpocracy

A pimpocracy extracts free labor from mostly women and some men by pimping people in congregations out for time and money that benefits the leaders of the religious organization.
Pastor So and So runs a pimpocracy at Saint So and So Religious Organization.

poopocracy 

A system of government that has devolved or gone to shit.
Well it has taken Putin’s Pussy a very short time to transform the U.S. into a globally weak and ill-mannered poopocracy.
poopocracy by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019

Piocracy 

A form of government in the metaverse ruled by a rogue figure, human or humanoid, who or which is backed by radical elements of the Numerati, who share an obsession about all things pi-related—their goal is to decipher the sacred meanings of the digits of the transcendental number π in order to unearth the secrets of the universe.
What are the odds that piocracy isn’t some digital form of fringe governance, but one that is planned by extraterrestrials that are keen to subject earthlings under their control?
Piocracy by Fasters December 5, 2022

Pimpocalypse 

When a person loses control of their partner(s).
Jerry: What just happened?

Charlie: Jessica just found out about Carli.

Jerry: By Merlin's beard turn your phone off!!! It's the Pimpocalypse! Hide Bro!
Pimpocalypse by B-B222 December 13, 2010
government of the Roman Catholic Church by the Pope; papal government.
Is papocracy a religious governance?
papocracy by uttam maharjan August 25, 2011
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