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When a person loses control of their partner(s).

Jerry: What just happened?

Charlie: Jessica just found out about Carli.

Jerry: By Merlin's beard turn your phone off!!! It's the Pimpocalypse! Hide Bro!

Pimpocalypse by B-B222 December 13, 2010

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Popocalypse

When a society at large knows more about pop-culture than their own history.

One of the many signs of the apocalypse.

Friend: Most Americans can't name the last six presidents, but they can tell you the names of the last six American Idol winners.

Me: I know. It's the effing popocalypse.

Popocalypse by canned hiss March 9, 2009

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Pimpocalypse • PIPpocalypse • poopocalypse • Popocalypse • Panpocalypse • picocalypse • pupocalypse

poopocalypse

A shit storm of catastrophic proportions. Originally coined by The Ratliff Brothers.

If the boss finds out you called in sick and went to the beach all day it'll be the poopocalypse.

If dad finds that bag of pot hidden in your room there's gonna be a poopocalypse.

poopocalypse by DaveNW May 23, 2006

picocalypse

When the desi gay group chat sends too many pics instead of typing like regular humans

Damn bro the picocalypse last night was huge I still haven't gone through all the snaps

picocalypse by Dumbbutnotthatdumb June 14, 2019

poopocalypse

An extraordinary event involving a Roomba smearing dog shit all over the house in the middle of the night in an aesthetic manner similar to a Jackson Pollack painting. The term was originally coined by David Pakman Show producer Jason and reiterated by producer Louis on August 18th, 2016.

"The Roomba is a great tool for cleaning your house but, if you have a pet who shits during the night, can lead to a 'Poopocalypse' ."

poopocalypse by Pakman's Man Pack August 18, 2016

pupocalypse

Mass event after the Covid pandemic where millions of dogs will be returned to dog shelters, after their owners had to go back to their office and could not keep them

I’m worried the pupocalypse will cause dog shelters to overflow.

pupocalypse by Gaenciso November 25, 2021

Popocalypse

A speculative model of the end of the world, in which the end of the world is wrought via the dominant culture totally satisfying everyone's desires.

Heroin and Katy Perry; they're just two different paths to the popocalypse.

Popocalypse by The Armageddon Club July 8, 2012

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026