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Pillosophy
To contemplete the most fundamental and general concepts and principles involved in thought, action and reality while under the influence of narcotics.
Mike spent half the night stretched out on the back lawn discussing foreign film, personal problems and Pillosophy with someone he’d only just met.
Pillosophy by Paul_A January 5, 2007
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pillosi • Pillowing • Pillosophy • Pillocide • Pillofi • pilloscia • Pillosh • pillowincase • pillowitis • pillowsis
Pillofi
Pillofi - verb- to pillofi is to remove all of the decorative pillows from the bed that make it impossible to actually get in the bed and sleep, and replace them with the pillows that you actually sleep with.
Sometimes you get in bed and start watching tv without having pilloried, and then you fall asleep.
Whenever I forget to pillofi I wake up with a stiff neck. Honey, why didn't you remind me to pillofi?
Whenever I forget to pillofi I wake up with a stiff neck. Honey, why didn't you remind me to pillofi?
Pillowing
Acting as a place for someone to rest their head for an extended period of time. Utilizing either the breasts or buttocks for maximum comfort.
"Taylor's just sitting there while Kyle has his head in her cleavage."
"Yeah he's super tired so she's pillowing for a while. She's a professional with those 34 dd's"
"Yeah he's super tired so she's pillowing for a while. She's a professional with those 34 dd's"
Pillosophy
1) Combination: pillows + philosophy
2) The study of general and fundamental problems concerning matters such as existence, knowledge, values, reason, mind, and language just before one falls asleep.
3) The rational investigation of the truths and principles of being, knowledge, or conduct before dreaming.
2) The study of general and fundamental problems concerning matters such as existence, knowledge, values, reason, mind, and language just before one falls asleep.
3) The rational investigation of the truths and principles of being, knowledge, or conduct before dreaming.
"I went to bed and found my pillosophy."
"While I was pillosophizing last night, I remembered that the next day was my spouse's birthday."
"While I was pillosophizing last night, I remembered that the next day was my spouse's birthday."
Pillosophy by JWSTigre February 23, 2010
Pillocide
The senseless killing of a pillow by a toddlers. Most pillows are torn open hastily while their insides are then yanked out slowly piece by piece. However some pillows have reportedly been eaten by these unsatiated toddlers.
After a well deserved couple hours out on the town, Jack and Jill come home to find the house torn asunder. "OMG! What happened here?" The babysitter crying simply mutters, "I couldn't stop them, it was pillocide... I made them dinner but they wouldn't eat, and I ran out out of candy... Then without warning Cali became pillocidal and went straight for the couch. It was too much to watch. I hid in the bedroom till the sounds of chewing and screaming were over."
Pillocide by Dr. Bimmer May 29, 2010