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Pillofi - verb- to pillofi is to remove all of the decorative pillows from the bed that make it impossible to actually get in the bed and sleep, and replace them with the pillows that you actually sleep with.
Sometimes you get in bed and start watching tv without having pilloried, and then you fall asleep.
Whenever I forget to pillofi I wake up with a stiff neck. Honey, why didn't you remind me to pillofi?
Pillofi by Bethgrafx September 14, 2013
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Pillowfight 

1: People fighting with pillows.
2: A cropped picture and shock site of a man's genitals covered in feces while he is playing with it which is featured on ED (also known as Encyclopedia Dramatica) and Last Measure.
1) I just did a pillowfight with my brother!
2) I just saw the Pillowfight image.. I need bleach.
Pillowfight by LuaGunsX November 28, 2022

European pillowfight 

When a group of 3 or more men strip naked and use frozen turnips to fight each other in a open field.
yo dog did you go to Dave's party? I didn't know it was going to be a European pillowfight.

Pillowing 

Acting as a place for someone to rest their head for an extended period of time. Utilizing either the breasts or buttocks for maximum comfort.
"Taylor's just sitting there while Kyle has his head in her cleavage."

"Yeah he's super tired so she's pillowing for a while. She's a professional with those 34 dd's"
Pillowing by kbizzd October 24, 2011

Pillafication 

Shade. Anything that resembles shade.
"I'mma get a heatstroke if I don't find some pillafication soon."
Pillafication by DGonzie March 18, 2009
The senseless killing of a pillow by a toddlers. Most pillows are torn open hastily while their insides are then yanked out slowly piece by piece. However some pillows have reportedly been eaten by these unsatiated toddlers.
After a well deserved couple hours out on the town, Jack and Jill come home to find the house torn asunder. "OMG! What happened here?" The babysitter crying simply mutters, "I couldn't stop them, it was pillocide... I made them dinner but they wouldn't eat, and I ran out out of candy... Then without warning Cali became pillocidal and went straight for the couch. It was too much to watch. I hid in the bedroom till the sounds of chewing and screaming were over."
Pillocide by Dr. Bimmer May 29, 2010

Pillowing 

The act of covering ones self or another with pillows, such that you are not visible to anyone in the room or cuddle puddle.
Did anyone see Ella?" "I'm right here, I'm just pillowing!
Pillowing by NomadicEntrepreneur August 4, 2011
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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