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Pillofi - verb- to pillofi is to remove all of the decorative pillows from the bed that make it impossible to actually get in the bed and sleep, and replace them with the pillows that you actually sleep with.
Sometimes you get in bed and start watching tv without having pilloried, and then you fall asleep.
Whenever I forget to pillofi I wake up with a stiff neck. Honey, why didn't you remind me to pillofi?
Pillofi by Bethgrafx September 14, 2013
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Pillowfight 

1: People fighting with pillows.
2: A cropped picture and shock site of a man's genitals covered in feces while he is playing with it which is featured on ED (also known as Encyclopedia Dramatica) and Last Measure.
1) I just did a pillowfight with my brother!
2) I just saw the Pillowfight image.. I need bleach.
Pillowfight by LuaGunsX November 28, 2022

European pillowfight 

When a group of 3 or more men strip naked and use frozen turnips to fight each other in a open field.
yo dog did you go to Dave's party? I didn't know it was going to be a European pillowfight.

Pillowing 

Acting as a place for someone to rest their head for an extended period of time. Utilizing either the breasts or buttocks for maximum comfort.
"Taylor's just sitting there while Kyle has his head in her cleavage."

"Yeah he's super tired so she's pillowing for a while. She's a professional with those 34 dd's"
Pillowing by kbizzd October 24, 2011

Pillafication 

Shade. Anything that resembles shade.
"I'mma get a heatstroke if I don't find some pillafication soon."
Pillafication by DGonzie March 18, 2009
The senseless killing of a pillow by a toddlers. Most pillows are torn open hastily while their insides are then yanked out slowly piece by piece. However some pillows have reportedly been eaten by these unsatiated toddlers.
After a well deserved couple hours out on the town, Jack and Jill come home to find the house torn asunder. "OMG! What happened here?" The babysitter crying simply mutters, "I couldn't stop them, it was pillocide... I made them dinner but they wouldn't eat, and I ran out out of candy... Then without warning Cali became pillocidal and went straight for the couch. It was too much to watch. I hid in the bedroom till the sounds of chewing and screaming were over."
Pillocide by Dr. Bimmer May 29, 2010

Pillowing 

The act of covering ones self or another with pillows, such that you are not visible to anyone in the room or cuddle puddle.
Did anyone see Ella?" "I'm right here, I'm just pillowing!
Pillowing by NomadicEntrepreneur August 4, 2011
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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