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Pillofi - verb- to pillofi is to remove all of the decorative pillows from the bed that make it impossible to actually get in the bed and sleep, and replace them with the pillows that you actually sleep with.
Sometimes you get in bed and start watching tv without having pilloried, and then you fall asleep.
Whenever I forget to pillofi I wake up with a stiff neck. Honey, why didn't you remind me to pillofi?
Pillofi by Bethgrafx September 14, 2013
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Pillowfight 

1: People fighting with pillows.
2: A cropped picture and shock site of a man's genitals covered in feces while he is playing with it which is featured on ED (also known as Encyclopedia Dramatica) and Last Measure.
1) I just did a pillowfight with my brother!
2) I just saw the Pillowfight image.. I need bleach.
Pillowfight by LuaGunsX November 28, 2022

European pillowfight 

When a group of 3 or more men strip naked and use frozen turnips to fight each other in a open field.
yo dog did you go to Dave's party? I didn't know it was going to be a European pillowfight.

Pillowing 

Acting as a place for someone to rest their head for an extended period of time. Utilizing either the breasts or buttocks for maximum comfort.
"Taylor's just sitting there while Kyle has his head in her cleavage."

"Yeah he's super tired so she's pillowing for a while. She's a professional with those 34 dd's"
Pillowing by kbizzd October 24, 2011

Pillafication 

Shade. Anything that resembles shade.
"I'mma get a heatstroke if I don't find some pillafication soon."
Pillafication by DGonzie March 18, 2009
The senseless killing of a pillow by a toddlers. Most pillows are torn open hastily while their insides are then yanked out slowly piece by piece. However some pillows have reportedly been eaten by these unsatiated toddlers.
After a well deserved couple hours out on the town, Jack and Jill come home to find the house torn asunder. "OMG! What happened here?" The babysitter crying simply mutters, "I couldn't stop them, it was pillocide... I made them dinner but they wouldn't eat, and I ran out out of candy... Then without warning Cali became pillocidal and went straight for the couch. It was too much to watch. I hid in the bedroom till the sounds of chewing and screaming were over."
Pillocide by Dr. Bimmer May 29, 2010

Pillowing 

The act of covering ones self or another with pillows, such that you are not visible to anyone in the room or cuddle puddle.
Did anyone see Ella?" "I'm right here, I'm just pillowing!
Pillowing by NomadicEntrepreneur August 4, 2011
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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