Pillowige

Excess of pillows or comfort.

I have so many blankets on my bed that I have a lot of pillowige.

Or

You have a lot of pillowige my friend!

Pillowige by spacewolfarmy June 9, 2026

Pillowfight 

1: People fighting with pillows.
2: A cropped picture and shock site of a man's genitals covered in feces while he is playing with it which is featured on ED (also known as Encyclopedia Dramatica) and Last Measure.

1) I just did a pillowfight with my brother!
2) I just saw the Pillowfight image.. I need bleach.

Pillowfight by LuaGunsX November 28, 2022

pillowsexual

to not be hetero nor gay but to have a sexual attraction to pillows

yo dood your gay" "no im not im pillowsexual

pillowsexual by kyo damsa sohma July 3, 2010

Pillowsexual

A person who has strong romantic feelings to any form of pillow (e.g. body pillow or normal pillow).

Person 1: "Hey bro can I come over to you r place later?"

Person 2: "Sure let me clean up my room there are a lot of pillows in here."

Person 1: "Bro are you Pillowsexual?"

Person 2: "Yeah bro."

Person 1: "I accept you bro."

Person 2: "Thanks bro."

Pillowsexual by Mr Helix May 2, 2022

pillowned 

a form of ownage where the "victim" is owned (ie beaten) with a pillow or suchlike. the word is a joining of the words "pillow" and "owned".

for example whilst a friend is sleeping, attack him/her with a large pillow or cushion, shouting "PILLOWNED!"

pillowned by Pheeel December 24, 2008

pillowjeff 

A lazy being mostly made of fluff and puff. Wears a backwards LA hat. Will likely try and have relations with your girlfriend (even if your girlfriend is fat). Can ruin an office and employees with amounts of gossip beyond belief. Is known to take more naps than Drew. Will hustle you for money

Is he sleeping on the job again...what a pillowjeff.

Pillowjeff ftw...

I'm your pillowjeff!

pillowjeff by YEYE JD September 18, 2007

Pillowbiter 

A gay man getting nailed in the ass with his face buried in the pillow.

That dude is such a pillow biter that he has feathers all over his face.

Pillowbiter by The Tatooed Nailbender February 12, 2004