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Irish spelling of 'plank' - A stupid or silly person having a similar mental capacity to a piece of wood.

You're a right feckin' pleanc!
pleanc by pecker dunn January 11, 2009
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bits pilani 

An institute that makes you depressed by putting you under excessive workloads and assignments. It also has a zero percent attendance rule which no one uses the real way it is supposed to be used. Despite its flaws, it's the best institute for vellapanti in entire India. Engineering? Well, I don't know about that. You will have to come and check yourself.
You: Bro, I got into BITS Pilani!
Your Friend who took commerce after 10th: That's cool and all, but where is Pilani?
A new religion worshipping Pie. Includes bisto baptism and pony priests.
I'm part of Pieanity

Pileganize 

The conscious or unconscious organizational method of stacking paperwork on your desk or workspace into piles that only you are able to figure out. Others will be confused.
We could never fire Ralph, this entire office has been pileganized by him and him alone
Pileganize by PA - Office worker April 24, 2011

bits pilani 

Birla Institute of Technology and Science is one of the oldest universities in India started by legendary GD Birla in 1964. BITS is famous for producing outstanding entrepreneurs, and is often considered to be the best, or one of the best, universities in the country.

BITS being India's first private university holds very strict admission policy saying NO to reservations. BITS campuses are located in Pilani(1964), Goa(2004), Hyderabad(2008) and Dubai(2000)
BITS Pilani makes a man out of you to take on multinationals - Gulu Mirchandani, founder of Onida.
bits pilani by bitsian November 3, 2013
When a male or female requests a penis in a formal way
Businessman - “ sir you are looking creamalitios pleanus be my friend” *wink
Pleanus by Erikgouge February 19, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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