Worshipping

When a woman swallows your seed and pays homage and swallows.

Dis ho was worshipping me

Worshipping by RepoJoe June 7, 2016

Worshipping the Porcelain Altar 

Throwing up. Can be used in two ways:
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.

a)

Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.

b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.

Worshipping the Porcelain Altar by grapefruit95 June 14, 2010

cock worshipping 

n.

1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving cock. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.

2. Being so obsessed that dick is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of dick.

3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Often includes ball sucking and rimming to show absolute reverence for the man and his cock.

4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the phallus as a powerful deity containing the spark from which all life emanates.

1. After putting me in the friendzone, Becky confessed she's into cock worshipping. So, when we hang out, she's always sexting other guys, looking at their dick pics, or having me give her rides so she can give them head.

2. I love Becky, hanging out with her, and being her roommate and her bestie. But, sometimes I wish we could talk about something besides other guys dicks and how she loves being a cock worshipping slut.

3. I often wait in my car for an hour or more while Becky provides cock worshipping service to a guy she just met on Tinder.

4. When Becky decorated our apartment with phallic statues and artwork, I realized cock worshipping had become her religion.

cock worshipping by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021

pussy worshipping 

n.

1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving pussy. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the pussy to orgasm, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.

2. Being so obsessed that snatch is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of honeypot.

3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a vagina (clit, labia, & vulva), gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience.

4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the yoni (female genitals) as a nurturing deity containing the cradle in which all life forms.

1. Even though I'm firmly in the friendzone, my roommate Becky likes to send me a clamagram every now and then just to tease me since she knows I'm into pussy worshipping.

2. I can't stop daydreaming about pussy. Every time I close my eyes I see pussy. I think my pussy worshipping has gotten out of hand.

3. In all my fantasies, I'm giving pussy worshiping service to Becky while she's giving cock worshiping service to another guy.

4. A pussy worshipping religion seems better than Becky's cock worshipping faith.

pussy worshipping by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021

Sun Worshipping Atheism 

Sun Worshipping Atheism is for people who do not believe in gods, but believe that the demands of nature are like a higher power that must be answered to avoid disease and unhappiness and also to be morally responsible. These basic, evolved demands of nature include:
1) Getting sunlight
2) Getting fresh air
3) Getting 8 hours of sleep
4) Eating and drinking when you need to
5) Exercising
6) Resting mentally and physically
7) Working/challenging yourself
8) Being social
9) Respecting individual integrity
10) Using your mind skeptically and prudently

When I started getting depressed and stressed out, my friend suggested I try practicing Sun Worshipping Atheism.

My girlfriend says Sun Worshipping Atheism has made me way nicer to be around.

Sun Worshipping Atheism by WithSun December 31, 2011

ass worshipping rim-jobbers 

This porno that I have in my closet

ass worshipping rim-jobbers by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

dolphin worshipping athiest parents

The hardest thing in the world to rebel against.

Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!

dolphin worshipping athiest parents by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010