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Pilan is a guy but also a woman, he is on his daily period and gets angry at his homies for no reason. He has agression problems that are caused by his fat ahh belly. He loves to suck the private part of men for money and he is ugly asf which is the reason he is gay.
Look at that guy he's behaving like a fat mucht, his name must be Pilan.
Pilan by Bilanus April 25, 2023
Pilan, a guy who thinks he owns the world but is actually just a little bitch , this guy could be capping to you that he gets some game but we all know that this is cap. Pilan is a member of the legendary Hilan squad: Pilan, Jilan, Dilan and Hilan. You never want to meet this squad because their energy is to have absolutely no game and pussy for the rest of your life. Pilan is the kind of dumbass to choose tso over aso just because he had ONE bad grade. NEVER fall for pilan's fat ass manipulation because he is fat and nasty. You can smell this nasty disgusting fat fuck's toes from miles away because he lives in a garbage can. Pilan's charger gets stolen once in a while and he is fat like i already said multiple times. You should hate every little part about Pilan because why not, he is a loser with no purpose in life. this guy is so disgusting i could write a whole ass paragraph just about how fat he is. Fuck this ugly motherfucker, he will be gay later because his chance on some actual game is -5%, if you are reading this Pilan, I HATE YOU. I hope you will never make it in life disgusting ahh fat ahh dirty ahh nasty ahh gross ahh pedophile ahh terrible rizz ahh childish ahh fat ahh goofy ahh corny ahh earthquake ahh. Pilan YOU ARE FAT, YOU WON'T MAKE IT ANYWHER EIN LIFE JUST KILLYOURSELF IT WILL MAKE EVERYONE'S LIFE BETTER FUCK YOU!!
THAT FAT ASS BTICH IS HARASSING A CHILD , MUST BE A FUCKING PILAN BECAUSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHOU WOULD BE ABLE TO DO THIS DISGUSTING SHIT.

That fat fuck is kissing a man, pilan alert.
Pilan by SNAPCHATUSER505 May 15, 2023

philanthropath 

A psychopath masquerading as a philanthropist.

These wealthy individuals make donations under the guise of contributing to a good cause but are actually investing in their sinister and self-serving agendas.

The term was originally coined by Margaret Anna Alice in her “Anatomy of a Philanthropath” series published at her Substack, Margaret Anna Alice Through the Looking Glass, on June 24, 2022.
Philanthropath Bill Gates boasts about having made a 20-to-1 return on his foundation's $10-billion investment in the Vaccine Industrial Complex.
Formerly known as an animal (see panther), but now since most of those are extinct in Iran it is used to name girls with horrific makeup or plastic surgery, and sometimes hot girls or dafs who wear panther like leggings.
Ali: mammad on palangaro nega poshte BMW nesheste.

Leito: ina hame palangan.
Palang by Bay Harbor Butcher August 14, 2018

Rich Piana 

On the 8th hour of the Arm Workout, Rich Piana said, "Let There Be Gains"
Rich Piana by ShemNgoche November 6, 2020

Rich Piana 

The greatest natural bodybuilder in history.
Rich Piana is my favorite natty bodybuilder.
Rich Piana by 霸氣屁孩 September 5, 2015

loro piana 

luxury wool and cashmere products, the original "if you don't know what it is you can't afford it" brand, all that said though first rate stuff, the perfect example of luxury being "knowing not showing"
1. like my loro piana carpeting its 10,000 euro per square foot!

2. my long sleeved polo may have cost $800 but it was made from the soft underbelly fuzz of mogolian baby goats!
loro piana by 888Tomac888 October 6, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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