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pilao

Big Dick in Portuguese

comes from pila, ao makes it big
O Joao bateu me com o seu pilao.

John hit me with his big dick.
by contagion; November 2, 2009
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Cats get the best night's sleep in the whole wide with Meow Pillow.com!
Cats get the best night's sleep in the whole wide with Meow Pillow.com!
by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2020
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Pillock

A British slang word, in context meaning "you idiot." Also; a word used extensively by James May.
James May: Hammond you Pillock!
James May: Clarkson, you infantile pillock!
by SierraJuliet March 16, 2019
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Pildo

A portmanteau of Pegging and Dildo. More specifically a strap-on dildo that a woman uses on her man to give him the pegging of a lifetime. This is how men who do not yet know they are gay, or hiding the fact they are gay, enjoy sexual intercourse with a female
My beard Angela came over last night and I asked her to wear the pildo and jam it up my ass with a thick coating of sliquid warming sensations. It was incredible feeling her massage my prostate with a rubber peen.
by PeenMasterJam January 6, 2019
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Pilafed

A prison term where a person (or puppet) is filled with rice pilaf and fucked until it is nothing but mashed potatoes
Jerry got pilafed in prison, fuck
by Rake September 3, 2018
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The chorus lyric from Chinese hit song "Yi Jian Mei", which means "one plum blossom" published in 2010 by songwriter Fei Yu-ching. The song was used in a hit Tik Tok video with a chinese man who looks like the chinese bootleg version of Humpty Dumpty in Shrek

The song was originally part of the soundtrack for a 1940s chinese drama of the same name (shot in 1984). The drama was later remade twice first as Grief Over QingHe River (30 episodes-shot in 2000) and then New One Plum Blossom (40 episodes-shot in 2009)

The word use in a sentence is ambiguous and can mean anything
Niggas think i carry a mp5 to school but i'm just xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao
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plop pillow

Toilet paper dropped in the bowl before taking a shit so the water doesn't splash up on you.
No way was I going to get any water from that dirty toilet on me, I'm making a plop pillow!
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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