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An idiot. More of a penis
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Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary
You silly pillock, why did you do that for?
by John van Rooy May 01, 2002
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A man who has dropped a major bollock. Not nescessarily a stupid bloke, rather, one who has done a stupid act.
You great Pillock, why in God's name did you grab her arse?
by Tosher February 10, 2002
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A person who commits a stupid act or one who's stupidity backfires.
"You burnt the toast AGAIN !? thats three times now, you pillock".
by London El Vis September 26, 2005
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A British slang word that is occasionally used as a way of telling some one who has performed an action like a complete idiot. It is used as an alternative to: Idiot, Dumbass, Mong and other's to express one's stupidity
by GeofftheChineseBusinessMan November 12, 2014
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A British slang word, in context meaning "you idiot." Also; a word used extensively by James May.
James May: Hammond you Pillock!
James May: Clarkson, you infantile pillock!
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