Pillock 

A British slang word, in context meaning "you idiot." Also; a word used extensively by James May.

James May: Hammond you Pillock!
James May: Clarkson, you infantile pillock!

Pillock by SierraJuliet March 16, 2019

Pillock 

An idiot. More of a penis

“You pillocking pillock’s”- Martin
Friday Night Dinner

Pillock by ShrekIsLord December 23, 2019

Pillock 

Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary.

Something along the lines: "Sorry James, I am a fully-rigged, rate A1, ocean going pillock. -James May

Pillock by jump3r_22 September 4, 2018

Pillock 

Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary

You silly pillock, why did you do that for?

Pillock by John van Rooy May 1, 2002

Pillock 

A man who has dropped a major bollock. Not nescessarily a stupid bloke, rather, one who has done a stupid act.

You great Pillock, why in God's name did you grab her arse?

Pillock by Tosher February 10, 2002

Pillock 

A person who commits a stupid act or one who's stupidity backfires.

"You burnt the toast AGAIN !? thats three times now, you pillock".

Pillock by London El Vis October 10, 2005

Pillock 

A British slang word that is occasionally used as a way of telling some one who has performed an action like a complete idiot. It is used as an alternative to: Idiot, Dumbass, Mong and other's to express one's stupidity

Oh my god! What the fuck was that?! You pillock!

Pillock by GeofftheChineseBusinessMan November 12, 2014