Pildo

A portmanteau of Pegging and Dildo. More specifically a strap-on dildo that a woman uses on her man to give him the pegging of a lifetime. This is how men who do not yet know they are gay, or hiding the fact they are gay, enjoy sexual intercourse with a female

My beard Angela came over last night and I asked her to wear the pildo and jam it up my ass with a thick coating of sliquid warming sensations. It was incredible feeling her massage my prostate with a rubber peen.

by PeenMasterJam January 6, 2019

Pildo

Freezing a fresh piece of human feces and using it as a dildo on your significant other.

I knew she was dirty but who would have thought freezing a piece of shit and jamming in it in her twat like a pildo would send her into ecstacy.

by The Rick Nasty Clan November 1, 2003

Pildo

A pillow that is used as a dildo,

humped or otherwise used for sexual gratification.

Sunni told me "I need some alone time with my pildo."

by Cutt butt killer March 29, 2019

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by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2020

Pillock

A British slang word, in context meaning "you idiot." Also; a word used extensively by James May.

James May: Hammond you Pillock!
James May: Clarkson, you infantile pillock!

by SierraJuliet March 16, 2019

plop pillow

Toilet paper dropped in the bowl before taking a shit so the water doesn't splash up on you.

No way was I going to get any water from that dirty toilet on me, I'm making a plop pillow!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

lap pillow

When a female allows a male to lie down on her lap.
Commonly occurs in anime, and Japanese regions.

"My girlfriend let me use her as a lap pillow when I was crying"

by Enophyis January 24, 2018