pidette

A penis bidet

My dick's so long I can do a pidette

by anonymous March 22, 2024

Pipette Job

A pipette job is given by a rare and gifted individual in the laboratory setting. The three stages of a good pipette job include 1. wetting the rim, 2. insertion of the pipette tip and beginning graceful movements up and down, and 3. pipette ejaculation, occuring at the same time as the final thrust of the hand giving the PJ.

"Jessica gives the best PJ's in lab, although Anthony comes in at a close second when giving a pipette job to male cells"

or

"Tris, you PJ'd the fuck out of those cells and made them break up."

by Mark Engleberry July 15, 2009

pinette

a really bad job that has been done

"dude he really pinetted up my car"

"jeez wat a pinette job"

by alan dunning August 25, 2007

john pinette

A comedian that tells jokes mostly about his weight and his life on the road.

I laugh so hard when John Pinette says "Get outta line."

by SomeguywhohatesCheetoprez May 20, 2018

pipette

A unit of volume between 0.8 and 1.5 milliletres.

I'll have my cuppa tea with only a little bit of milk, not a pipette, like you usually make it.

by David Kuling September 22, 2006

piettey

to be obsessed with Canada.

"Oliver is so piettey, he painted a giant maple leaf on his car."

by Esther G September 17, 2005

Hailey Pinette

An 8th grade goth that has to dye her hair at least once a week to represent her emotions and to get attention.

looks like you're going through a Hailey Pinette phase.

by jazmyn jelinek November 20, 2019