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Pickpocking 

(pick - pock - king)

Someone who is BEYOND annoying.
Girl1: That girl is so freakin' Pickpocking!!!!!!!!

Girl2: OMG this boy that I just added on Facebook is so Pickpocking.
Pickpocking by Ran & Mel November 27, 2012
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afro pickpocket 

The act of stealing an Afro pick from a black person's Afro, without them realizing it.
Jermaine: Where did you get that Afro pick?

Jeff: I Afro pickpocketed that black guy Jerome at the Clippers game.

Reverse pickpocket 

When instead of taking stuff out of pockets you put stuff in.
The crown jewel of my reverse pickpocket career is slipping 5 didldos in the priests pocket.

pickpocket 

A person who takes other peoples belongings from their pocket, purse, or any other place on their body. These people only see purses and wallets, not faces. They also don't see "stealing" as bad, they see it as teaching other people to keep track of their belongings.
A pickpocket discuized as a bussiness man rushing to work walked by a woman and bumped and swooped her pocketbook from her purse.
pickpocket by Beans Tagg May 25, 2008

Pickpocket 

The act of stealing one's guitar picks. Term can be used in general stealing, or more specifically-stealing from another one's pocket.
There are usually a vast amount of pickpocketers (those who 'pickpocket') at your local Long and McQuade Music Store.

My stupid friend pickpocketed (past tense of 'pickpocket') me the other day...now I have to finger pick. DAMMIT!

Next time I marmalade (See "Marmalade"), I hope nobody pickpockets me!
Pickpocket by altothevin January 3, 2010

pickpocket 

Turkish rock band based in Istanbul.
Discovering the "pickpocket" among rock bands killed by rap... what a delightful discovery.
pickpocket by entryreader July 14, 2021

Emerson Picklyck 

Terrorist who makes bombs as a hobby and trades fake currencies online.
"Emerson Picklyck! Why does it smell like lighter fluid in here!"
Emerson Picklyck by JoeBidenisajoke September 27, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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