The douchey attempt by somebody to gain group recognition for an undeserving joke. Typically requested by someone who assumes a false position of leadership, "Pounds Around" is usually met with group silence, tension, and the overwhelming urge to distance themselves from said speaker.

Guy: "Knock knock"
Group: "Who's there?"
Guy: "Nobody other than the hot babe I just scored! Pounds Around!"

Pounds Around by UnderworldLeader October 28, 2012

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Covid-19 Pounds

The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.

When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.

My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.

Covid-19 Pounds by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020

Brown Pounds

Weight of feces lost when one poops. Typically used when one is to/just has shitted a great deal, so much so that their post shit weight is significantly different that their pre shit weight

Richard: I'm about to shed some brown pounds
Mike: Don't forget to flush after!

Brown Pounds by gCats December 29, 2014

20 Pounds of Sushi Rice

A lot of crank. Enough speed to stay awake for days.

He was tweaking on 20 pounds of sushi rice, and there was no way I was going to let him get behind the wheel.

20 Pounds of Sushi Rice by Forcebot November 12, 2010

Dong Pounds

A term for bars where people have spiked dog collars, shock collars and leashes on their partners dongs.

Jeffrey: “Dong Pounds in this city are insane. You can even poop and pee on the floor.”
Grant: “Wrigley Field is one of the biggest dong pounds in America!”

Dong Pounds by OrangeRichard September 14, 2018

Poundstretcher

A cheap little crappy shop based in the UK for skutters and tramps. Renouned for having crap bosses and shat pay. Don't work there!

I heard your mate works at Poundstretcher. Poor bastard.

Poundstretcher by kingmustard January 26, 2005

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026