by dw March 23, 2003
Get the phunster mug.Verb, used to describe an individual that can't help by make bad jokes (usually a PUN).
Usually these PUNs are meant to be dumb, and quite often deliberately lame. A Punster favors bad play on word jokes but is not limited to play on word jokes. Lame humor (see anti joke and dad joke) would also fit the character of a Punster.
Usually these PUNs are meant to be dumb, and quite often deliberately lame. A Punster favors bad play on word jokes but is not limited to play on word jokes. Lame humor (see anti joke and dad joke) would also fit the character of a Punster.
Punster: *walks on stage and points to (electronic) speaker* "Friends I'd like to introduce our guest speaker"
Audience: *fake laugh* "Get on with the demo"
Punster: *points to mic* "And his friend Mike"
Audience: *Booing noise* "Get of the stage Punster!"
Punster: *smirk* "Wow the 'feedback' here is terrible."
Audience: *Boo* "Get out!"
Audience: *fake laugh* "Get on with the demo"
Punster: *points to mic* "And his friend Mike"
Audience: *Booing noise* "Get of the stage Punster!"
Punster: *smirk* "Wow the 'feedback' here is terrible."
Audience: *Boo* "Get out!"
by G July 21, 2015
Get the Punster mug.Phonster is a humanoid creature spotted around Atlantic Canada .
It's a dangerous creature that has never been caught. It survives mainly from squirrels, berries and bog water. The smell it gives off smells like roadkill. Its tall, skinny and hairless, and have pointy black teeth.
Its said if you happen to see the phonster, you should turn around very quickly and leave the area you are in,hopefully it dont see you. If it sees you, it will will chase you down until it either kills you or you get away.
One person was chased by the phonster and out of fear , they threw up and the phonster got distracted and started to eat the bits of food from the vomit.
Its said once you lock eyes with the phonster, it will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life and you will go mad in result of this.
It's a dangerous creature that has never been caught. It survives mainly from squirrels, berries and bog water. The smell it gives off smells like roadkill. Its tall, skinny and hairless, and have pointy black teeth.
Its said if you happen to see the phonster, you should turn around very quickly and leave the area you are in,hopefully it dont see you. If it sees you, it will will chase you down until it either kills you or you get away.
One person was chased by the phonster and out of fear , they threw up and the phonster got distracted and started to eat the bits of food from the vomit.
Its said once you lock eyes with the phonster, it will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life and you will go mad in result of this.
by Space kitten September 17, 2021
Get the phonster mug.A "social group" based around the infamous "Punboy". Basically, randomly switching between khaki slacks and shirts, and jeans and tshirts, and shorts and both shirts and tshirts, and randomly wearing a leather jacket, and listening to rock, punk rock, and heavy metal only. If you match that, yer a punster. Congratulations.
by Pun Dawgy Dawg May 22, 2004
Get the punster mug.Phonster is a monster from.the eastern part of Canada. Phonster is tall, skinny and hairless, by the time you seem.him, it already be too late for you. He survives on squirrels, worms and poison oak.
They say If you see phonster the monster and it doesn't t see you first, take a big shit on the grown as a peace offering, he should leave you alone.
They say If you see phonster the monster and it doesn't t see you first, take a big shit on the grown as a peace offering, he should leave you alone.
by Space kitten September 16, 2021
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