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phonophile 

An individual that is obsessed with phones. Generally attracted by the cellular and furthermore the smart phone variety a phonophile will stop at nothing to find out more information, get a sneak peak of and finally get his hands on the latest and greatest phone or even finally getting to play with that elusive phone he spent 10 hrs online reading about 15 years ago.
I went into Spring Mobile today hoping to speak with one of the resident phonophiles and figure out how to get my pictures transfered to a new Iphone. Somehow I left with a Galaxy Note and now I can't even figure out how to make a phone call. I have been doodling all day on this thing but I think I better take it back for a phone for non-phonophiles.
phonophile by Royaltree April 19, 2016
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pogonophile 

Someone who has pogonophilia and loves beards, or finds a man with a beard more physically attractive than a man without a beard.
*Man with clean shave walks into room*
Woman without pogonophilia: "Finally - there's a cutie."
Woman with pogonophilia (pogonophile): "Hmm... he's cute, maybe."
*Man with beard walks into room*

Woman with pogonophilia: "Now that's a man."
Woman without pogonophilia: "What about food getting stuck in it?"
*Woman with pogonophilia is already talking to man with beard*
pogonophile by Chopper7775 May 26, 2014

phobophile

A "phobophile" is someone who is turned on by fear.
That murderer was a phobophile, he got turned on by his victims' fear.
phobophile by bhadwagang January 13, 2020

phobophilia

phobophilia by Beanybaby March 14, 2005

Photophilia 

Preferring sex in a bright room, typically because other people are watching.
She has photophilia, so we pointed large spotlights at our bed as we made out and nearly blinded each other with all the light. It was so hot.
Photophilia by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

Penophile 

Someone who has an intense love for pens. Not to be confused with pedophile.
A penophile is anyone who knows the name and brand of their most and least favorite pens.
Penophile by shyder April 17, 2009

pornophile 

"Hey Janet, could we move the sales meeting to the conference room? The pornophile across from my office is watching a three-way on his widescreen."

"It's nine thirty in the morning."

"It's porno, Janet, not gin."
pornophile by Harris Bergstein December 19, 2006
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