Phonophilier 

The sexual exploitation of a phone's vibration feature for ones pleasure. Can be accidental.

Girl accidentally leaves her phone between her legs then ring ring!

shes an accidental Phonophilier.

Phonophilier by Swagkidtsmith November 8, 2009

phonophile 

An individual that is obsessed with phones. Generally attracted by the cellular and furthermore the smart phone variety a phonophile will stop at nothing to find out more information, get a sneak peak of and finally get his hands on the latest and greatest phone or even finally getting to play with that elusive phone he spent 10 hrs online reading about 15 years ago.

I went into Spring Mobile today hoping to speak with one of the resident phonophiles and figure out how to get my pictures transfered to a new Iphone. Somehow I left with a Galaxy Note and now I can't even figure out how to make a phone call. I have been doodling all day on this thing but I think I better take it back for a phone for non-phonophiles.

phonophile by Royaltree April 19, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016