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Phonesex 

The act of placing your phone on top of a freind's phone, or vice versa.
Dude me and Maggie just had phone sex at lunch- bill
OMG you're so lucky. I've only had phonesex with karen- tom
Eww. She's a pig- bill
Phonesex by Thatonekid44 April 13, 2011

phone sex 

The method of having sex virtually when you can’t go link with your bitch in person. Y'all just have sex over FaceTime and get freaky over the phone and just use your imagination a little bit to make it seem like you are having actual sex. This shit usually works best when the dude is jerking his shit while the bitch is rubbing her shit. Shit, I know dudes who could get horny enough to try and stick their dicks into the charger port of their phones but that's for another day. There's some tards who will try to argue that partaking in phone sex is enough to classify as losing your virginity but those dudes are on crack. This definition will play a very key role in a later definition known as “160”
Damn my bitch lives in Oregon and I live in the broke ass state of Missouri, I really wanna have sex with her but I'm gonna have to do it through phone sex and I'm excited because I'll lose my virginity too.
phone sex by TurnM3Up December 23, 2020

phone sex 

Gives you hearing AIDS
It' a joke, idiot. Phone sex is sex over the phone.
phone sex by Captain Albatross January 24, 2010

Canarian phone sex 

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.
Canarian phone sex by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015

mature phone sex

1) A sexually descriptive conversation between two or more adults over a telephone. With one adult much older then the other.
2) A sexually descriptive phone call with a much younger male and older woman past child rearing age.
3) A topic involving older/younger age play in a phone call.
I enjoy mature phone sex with my friends grandmother.

Phone Sex 

a form of virtual sex; a sexual intercourse but done remotely and verbally, i.e. two people talk by phone and their deliberate choice of words (as well as intonation, tone of voice) is intended to produce sexual arousal of the party talked to. As a follow-up to its verbal level, phone sex can be connected with masturbation; in its other version, phone sex is synonymous to an act of masturbation being described and commented on over the phone to turn the other party on.
She went on how she liked doing it and he gave her his hot load of words that touched her almost like his hands did when they made love yesterday, and all that made her nipples grow harder and harder. In fact, they spent an hour on the phone indulging in phone sex.
Phone Sex by Aleph June 3, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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