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phonesexy

when two horny desperate mofos talk dirty on da phone
damn girl, you one fine sk ho, lets phonesexy
by GHETTOQUEENJESS January 17, 2005
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PhoneSells

selling goods & services over the telephone.
Ray has picked up his client base due to his increased PhoneSells
by 30 hawk November 24, 2009
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Phonosexual

Anyone with an obsessive sexual attraction to turntables or mixing music.
"I spent my last paycheck on vinyl. I'm a real phonosexual."

Mike: I wasted my entire weekend in the studio.
Dan: You're such a phonosexual, dude.
by AAres January 25, 2010
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Phonesexual

A Phonesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to their phone. Not human beings. Not animals. Not even living things. Just their phones. They even kiss their phones. And maybe more?
"Yo, did you see Jean making out with his phone in the library?"
"Yeah! He's a total Phonesexual!"
by Mr. Flower Crown March 10, 2016
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phonysexual

A phonysexual is somebody who pretends to be gay but isn't.
He was a phonysexual because he pretended he was gay but he was straight.
by sallygal61 January 21, 2010
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phonesex

"You want to have phonesex? I can get you off over the phone."
by jasin June 20, 2005
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Phonesex

The act of placing your phone on top of a freind's phone, or vice versa.
Dude me and Maggie just had phone sex at lunch- bill
OMG you're so lucky. I've only had phonesex with karen- tom
Eww. She's a pig- bill
by Thatonekid44 April 13, 2011
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