Phonosexual

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Anyone with an obsessive sexual attraction to turntables or mixing music.

"I spent my last paycheck on vinyl. I'm a real phonosexual."

Mike: I wasted my entire weekend in the studio.
Dan: You're such a phonosexual, dude.

Phonosexual by AAres January 25, 2010

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Phonosexual

noun- one who is obsessed with their cell phone and seems to always talk on it.

My daughter is such a phonosexual. Last night she talked to her boyfriend for 200 minutes. Thanks for hogging up the Family Share Plan bee-otch!

Phonosexual by Corn Flake October 5, 2006

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Phonosexual

Phonosexual describes a person who has a sexual attraction towards music or sounds.

Phonosexual kid: I reached an orgasm while listening to Skrillex.
Straight kid: You sure are a phonosexual.
Phonosexual kid:I sure am, I'm so turned on by music.

Phonosexual by EdnaExecution December 28, 2011

Phonosexual

Someone who has phone sex!

Jeremy is in there jerking off on the phone he is such a phonosexual

Phonosexual by kemikalkaos August 22, 2008

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Phansexual

Attracted to Dan Howell and Phil Lester but also wishes they were attracted to eachother simultaneously

Dan and Phil are so attractive but I mean they'd also be a cute couple I cannot decide, I guess you could call me phansexual

Phansexual by Naadfghjklpouyagkdichcjk April 15, 2015

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pornosexual

Refers a person who prefers to watch porn and masturbate than to have actual sex.

"Stay away from Jim's dorm. He's a pornosexual so it's filled with used jizz rags"

pornosexual by StumpfTheDrumpf September 22, 2013

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phytosexual

One who is turnt by plant identifications

When I heard Magnolia Xsoulangeana I became a phytosexual .

phytosexual by Myco_melfie_cutie January 19, 2018

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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