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Short for who cares. Instead of saying who gives a crap, just say gives. It is usually pronounced as a question... Gives?
Person A says: I was going to the store and blah, blah, blah
Person B responds: Gives?
gives by Philip Cutrone June 25, 2005
A word used by Nigerians, gives means to fuck, low key having sex but without inserting the dick into any hole apart for your mouth. It was originally originated from SEF school.
Guy 1 : guy did you give the babe today
Guy 2 : the gives was sweet abeg.
Gives by Nigerianbratz September 15, 2018

Gives me the willies 

Something very scary or creepy. Alternative: it gives me the creeps.

Origin: A family that got killed in a tragic landslide in New Hampsire in 1826.
Gives me the willies by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014

gives up the ass 

Term used to describe the event in which a woman refuses in the participation in anal sex, but then surrenders as an act of playful tease.
"And just when i thought she wasnt interested, she gives up the ass". This is usually followed by "Ya damn right i took it, cos she dont got to tell me twice".
gives up the ass by JC June 12, 2004

Gives me wood 

Makes me have an erection.
"With this tiny bikini you gives me wood."
Gives me wood by Hasaro February 25, 2012

gives none

to not care
Person 1: "Wow your a dick"
Person 2: "Gives none."

Person 1: "I'm seeing Eminem in concert tonight!"
Person 2: "Gives none."
gives none by loserlikeme555 June 29, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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