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A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.
A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.

Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.
by Mad Mick! July 27, 2016
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a. someone who gives head a lot, or is good at giving head.

b. an insult similar to "cock-sucker".
a. oh hell yeah, man, a real cum-plumber, that one!

b. watch where you're goin', cum-plumber!
by ravenflesh June 23, 2008
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