Definitions by bigglesuarus

phone-phive

A high five over texting/conversations, since you cant be there personally to administer said high five, it gives equal epicness of a real high five.

DUUUUUDE! You put gum under a church seat?!?!? Phone-Phive!

Merch

the orgasmic feeling in your mouth when you taste something really delicious.

dude! i just about phlumed when i had that taco yesterday.

Merch