phil colins 

To grab someones neck with one hand while simultaneously forcing the fist of the other hand in to thier anus.

He hasn't been able to walk straight since i gave him that Phil Colins!

phil colins by Mufflon July 10, 2014

needs more phil collins 

originating in online community we are the music makers, "needs more phil collins" signifies a poignant lack of phil collins in anything you please. usually it can be easily corrected by adding just the right amount of him, be it a jpeg or maybe midi samples of relevant phil collins musical endeavors.

"i'm sorry tue, but your submission for the university art contest needed more phil collins.

perhaps refer to your classmates' submissions. the world is just a better place with appropriate amounts of phil collins."

needs more phil collins by tht! tne January 1, 2005

Phil Collins Moment 

It's like that part from "In the Air Tonight", where the moment you hear the drum solo halfway through the song, you instantaneously start air drumming along. It doesn’t matter where you are or what you're doing when you hear it either. Whether it is in your car while you’re stuck in traffic, or in line at the grocery store, you're drumming along like you're kicking an invisible mugger's ass.

Wilcox: "So what happened?"

Arnett: "We were in a crowded bar, and I had a Phil Collins Moment, and when I stopped and looked around, the rest of the bar was doing it too, so I kept doing it"

Bruce: "What's a Phil Collins....Moment?"

Clark: "You know, its that one drum part from that one Phil Collins song that everyone drums to?"

Bruce: "Oh gotcha"

Clark: "I had a Phil Collins Moment the other day in the car. I accidentally hit my mom in the face. That song Simple by Collective Soul came on. You know that part at 32 seconds? I couldnt stop myself"

Phil Collins Moment by 3D@y$ March 14, 2010

phil collins'ed 

The act of playing the Phil Collins' drum solo from "In The Air Tonight" on a girl's ass cheeks while banging her doggy-style right before you're about to nut. It is timed so that you pull out and nut at the end of the solo right when the cymbals are played. Variations include the solo being played on her titties if she is riding you but then you will have to nut on your own stomach (not desired by most dudes). You can also play the titties if she is giving you head.

Hey Carlos, I phil collins'ed your mom last night.

Sensitive boyfriend: Hey baby I'm about to cum.
Freaky Girlfriend: phil collins me!!

Sexy girl at the bar: So what are you doing after the bar?
Pimpin Dude: I'm gonna take you home and phil collins you.

phil collins'ed by Brazilian Bastard November 18, 2011

Phil Collins Hour 

Anytime after 5 pm the first Phil Collins song plays on the radio.

*In the Air Tonight*
Kai: OH MY GOD! It's Phil Collins Hour! YES! Let me tell everyone to tune in.

Phil Collins Hour by JAMiSSxx September 11, 2010

Phil Collins 

When an evening is warm enough to require no jacket as in the Phil Collins Album 'No Jacket required'

Do you reckon i need a jacket down the pub Tonight?
Na, mate it's Phil Collins tonight

Phil Collins by Surbz August 20, 2008

Phil Collins 

An 80s/90s pop artist, vocalist, drummer, and lead singer for the progressive/arena rock band Genesis. He is British, has a great voice, and has been featured in movie soundtracks and has many successful best-selling albums. And NO, the people who by them aren't faggots and retards!

Phil Collins is a great music artist. There is nothing wrong with him at all.

Phil Collins by Ryan December 11, 2004