phankle

A philosophers ankle, smells like books.

I smelt those phankles over there

by canklequeen June 15, 2022

Phunkle

A Phunkle is a phunky unkle. A man not to be crossed in any bad way. A protector of decent humans and alpha male to all animals.
A well respected man who doesnt judge. A man of the world.

A wise Phunkle with wisdom of all things of sense. Open minded and full of Phunk and Phun.

"where you going?" down Phunkles to see mi Phunkle

by Baroness Brass April 28, 2021

pharkle

The sound that a horse makes with its little lips.

Did you hear that horse pharkle? It just went: Phhhhhbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbppppp!

by Pharkle King May 15, 2015

pharkle

1. To become intoxicated by carbonated beverages.
2. Consuming E numbers, caffeine and other behaviour-altering substances.
3. To enter into a state of hyperactivity.

Pharkle off.
Don’t pharkle too much if you’re about to operate heavy machinery.
Scream if you want to pharkle faster.
All humans can pharkle, but some pharkle better than others.
Just do it… pharkle!

by Alan Gauge February 20, 2008

phanker

Somebody that masturbates in a place or situation that is very obvious, but thinks that either nobody will notice or that it will be too awkward for others to say anything. Usually found on school trips, in group hostel dormitories, in prison or anywhere else you are forced to sleep in the same room as other people.

Some dirty phanker kept me awake all night last night.

by T January 6, 2005

phinkleberg

a homo faggit who is in the closet, and thinks that they are hella fuckin Kool. Also they wear basketball shorts with a dress shirt and tie.

Kyle Eastman, Joel Ashley, and Luke Goldberg are all phinklebergs.

by conor frederick, tanner smith, and joe chimente May 10, 2008

pankles

A sophisticated game best played after a couple of drinks.

To stand in the bar with your pants drawn down to the ankles.
Who dares wins.
The winner of pankles is the player who has the most stamina and courage.

by Lord Archers nephew December 18, 2010