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A philosophers ankle, smells like books.
I smelt those phankles over there
phankle by canklequeen June 15, 2022
Words you can keep
A Phunkle is a phunky unkle. A man not to be crossed in any bad way. A protector of decent humans and alpha male to all animals.
A well respected man who doesnt judge. A man of the world.

A wise Phunkle with wisdom of all things of sense. Open minded and full of Phunk and Phun.
"where you going?" down Phunkles to see mi Phunkle
Phunkle by Baroness Brass April 28, 2021
The sound that a horse makes with its little lips.
Did you hear that horse pharkle? It just went: Phhhhhbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbppppp!
pharkle by Pharkle King May 15, 2015
1. To become intoxicated by carbonated beverages.
2. Consuming E numbers, caffeine and other behaviour-altering substances.
3. To enter into a state of hyperactivity.
Pharkle off.
Don’t pharkle too much if you’re about to operate heavy machinery.
Scream if you want to pharkle faster.
All humans can pharkle, but some pharkle better than others.
Just do it… pharkle!
pharkle by Alan Gauge February 20, 2008
Somebody that masturbates in a place or situation that is very obvious, but thinks that either nobody will notice or that it will be too awkward for others to say anything. Usually found on school trips, in group hostel dormitories, in prison or anywhere else you are forced to sleep in the same room as other people.
Some dirty phanker kept me awake all night last night.
phanker by T January 6, 2005

phinkleberg 

a homo faggit who is in the closet, and thinks that they are hella fuckin Kool. Also they wear basketball shorts with a dress shirt and tie.
Kyle Eastman, Joel Ashley, and Luke Goldberg are all phinklebergs.
A sophisticated game best played after a couple of drinks.
To stand in the bar with your pants drawn down to the ankles.
Who dares wins.
The winner of pankles is the player who has the most stamina and courage.
pankles by Lord Archers nephew December 18, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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