by Pharkle King May 15, 2015

1. To become intoxicated by carbonated beverages.
2. Consuming E numbers, caffeine and other behaviour-altering substances.
3. To enter into a state of hyperactivity.
2. Consuming E numbers, caffeine and other behaviour-altering substances.
3. To enter into a state of hyperactivity.
Pharkle off.
Don’t pharkle too much if you’re about to operate heavy machinery.
Scream if you want to pharkle faster.
All humans can pharkle, but some pharkle better than others.
Just do it… pharkle!
Don’t pharkle too much if you’re about to operate heavy machinery.
Scream if you want to pharkle faster.
All humans can pharkle, but some pharkle better than others.
Just do it… pharkle!
by Alan Gauge February 20, 2008

As bob laid there on his death bed, he spoke one last word "Pharkle-suckle..." before he was swept away into the afterlife...
by Levi L Luttrell, Ph.D. August 27, 2013
