phallutious 

adjective. (Fah-lou-tious)
Better than sex. In a sense that what ever experience occured, the event was quite eventful, full of color, fun, and just down right dandy. In other words better than sex is reffering to the fact that it was mad radly insanely awesome.
insanely awesome

That concert was phallutious.

phallutious by Sophia T October 29, 2007

phallicious 

A condition or state of being in which a person (female) has a strong and unwavering desire to suck cock/dick and consume/eat semen.

Never have I seen such a woman as phallicious as Betsy. I swear anytime I get around her she's got dick on her breath and looking for the next guy she intends to suck off.

phallicious by Nikki Stixx February 3, 2020

Phallicious 

A portmanteau of phallic and delicious;

1. Describing a situation of penile ubiquity.
2. Describing a male of exemplary sexual prowess.

Oliver: "Hey Gregory! Yesterday I went to that one phallicious internet sesspool of live-streaming voyeurism and nearly swallowed my own tongue!"
Gregory: "Oliver! I thought I told you to stop using my grandmother's computer to explore your sexuality on ChatRoulette."
Oliver: "Duly noted."
Gregory: "Guffaw!"

Phallicious by Detective Magnus Bojaxhiu. May 13, 2010

Phallacious 

1. Any person, place, or thing which bears resembalance to a wang.
2. Any act done in a manner which, similarily, somehow bears resembalance to a wang.

1. Person one: Dude, that's quite the phallacious hat you have on today.
Person two: Thank you, old chap.

2. Person one: Man, that was the most phallacious backflip I have ever seen.
Person two: Asshole, shut the hell up, I can't help it. You should fuck a cat.

Phallacious by renegademaster July 6, 2005

Phallacious 

Incorrect spelling of the word "fallacious." Usually done as a Freudian slip by people with a certain something on their minds. 8==D

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That politician always makes such huge, veiny phallacious statements!

Phallacious by Juniorjay December 25, 2016

phallacious 

A word describing the types of egomaniacal lies men will tell in order to get attention/sex.

His claim to have extensive knowledge about wine, philosophy and Italian sports cars is totally phallacious.

phallacious by Zagaloo November 25, 2009

phallutosis 

Condion of cronically foul or unpleasant smelling penis.

If only they made scented boxers to combate my phallutosis.

phallutosis by Fisher S. Thompson September 7, 2007