Zagaloo's definitions

vaggot

A woman who is basically a gay man; she likes all the same stuff that gay men like, and gets along well with gay men.

A: why are you always hanging with gay men? you're such a fag hag!

B: no, i'm just a vaggot. Hey did you see the new OUT?

by Zagaloo March 1, 2010

foucaultious

Refers to something that is deliciously, or precociously, like Michel Foucault (French philosopher), or like something he would say.

Joe: Knowledge is a function of power.
Bob: That's foucaultious!

also

Joe's five-year-old son: Dad, I feel like my teachers are trying to normalize me.
Joe: That's my son! -so foucaultious.

by Zagaloo November 25, 2009

incredibitch

1. Someone so bitchy it's unbelievable.

2. Alternatively, something quite bitchingly awesome.

1. My wife is being an incredibitch.

2. Lady Gaga's new song is incredibitch!

by Zagaloo November 25, 2009

phallacious

A word describing the types of egomaniacal lies men will tell in order to get attention/sex.

His claim to have extensive knowledge about wine, philosophy and Italian sports cars is totally phallacious.

by Zagaloo November 25, 2009

historicide

The murder of history; accomplished when a historian leans too far to the postmodernist/relativist or too far to the scientific/objectivist side of the spectrum.

Gibbon nearly committed historicide back there. Thank goodness Ranke has sorted us all out.

by Zagaloo November 25, 2009

framboisant

A state of being, in which one is flamboyantly or gregariously drinking a Belgian beer and possibly changing an oil filter (which adds an extra layer of fram).

Way to be framboisant you idiot. This is Ireland you're supposed to be drinking Guiness.

by Zagaloo December 26, 2009

WHAM!boyant

What George Michael was back in the day.

That "Choose Life" shirt is WHAM!boyantly gay!

by Zagaloo December 27, 2009