phallutosis

Condion of cronically foul or unpleasant smelling penis.

If only they made scented boxers to combate my phallutosis.

by Fisher S. Thompson September 7, 2007

phallitosis

a portmanteau of phallus and halitosis, it means that someone's breath smells like cock.

Dude she give you head last night?
Naw dude, she had phallitosis, I'da probably got someone else's juice on my nob.

by DJ B Rey June 26, 2008

phallitosis

peckerbreath

Rob has the worst case of phallitosis I've ever encountered.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

phallusism

A witticism with a phallus as its subject matter.

"Mmm, I like wieners. They feel good inside me."

"Hah! Your phallusism amuses me."

by miksedene November 1, 2009

Phalitosis

Dick-breath

"Shut up, liberal, your phalitosis is killing me." or
"I wanted to kiss her, but she had some serious phalitosis."

by IndigoWyrd July 22, 2021