phallucide 

The death of infatuation with male genitalia, specifically used in the book WOOM

The daughter committed phallucide after never getting a boyfriend

phallucide by anonymous March 9, 2023

Phallucinating

Noun. The sudden appearance of phallic imagery while in a drug induced state. This means you are gay. Or a woman. Or whatever is worse.

Guy 1 "Dude, my brother was phallucinating yesterday"
Guy 2 "Is he a woman?"
Guy 1 "No..."
Guy 2 "That means he's gay"

Guy 1 "I got these mushrooms but don't want to take them."
Guy 2 "Why?
Guy 1 "Don't want to be gay or a woman."
Guy 2 "Oh, you don't want to phallucinate."

Phallucinating by The Family Hoblong January 28, 2015

phallucifer 

The first REAL black metal porn movie...starring a black metal artist who wishes to remain anonymous...

I bought phallucifer to try and figure out who the guy was and what band he was in.

phallucifer by Blacktothemetal April 7, 2007

Phallucite 

The ore dug out of dildo mines and processed into fake dicks.

Yeah, that's Bill Doe. His family money came some hitting a rich vein of phallucite in their great grandfather's dildo mine.

Phallucite by ChainBlue1 July 15, 2016

Phallusize 

1. verb. To fantasize about phalluses.

2. verb. To be reminded of a phallus by an inanimate object.

Despite trying to think about Jesus, Monica usually spent 90% of her time in church phallusizing.

I couldn't help but phallusize the majestically tall, mushroom-domed mosque.

Phallusize by txredhead March 29, 2011

phallucination 

phallus (penis) + hallucination (mirage, false sensory experience): noun - thinking you see a penis when or where there isn't one expected.

Daydreaming of sex, I had a phallucination where their entire bodies turned into giant dicks.

phallucination by pistachioceanic September 15, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019