Phallucite

The ore dug out of dildo mines and processed into fake dicks.

Yeah, that's Bill Doe. His family money came some hitting a rich vein of phallucite in their great grandfather's dildo mine.

by ChainBlue1 July 15, 2016

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Phallucinating

Noun. The sudden appearance of phallic imagery while in a drug induced state. This means you are gay. Or a woman. Or whatever is worse.

Guy 1 "Dude, my brother was phallucinating yesterday"
Guy 2 "Is he a woman?"
Guy 1 "No..."
Guy 2 "That means he's gay"

Guy 1 "I got these mushrooms but don't want to take them."
Guy 2 "Why?
Guy 1 "Don't want to be gay or a woman."
Guy 2 "Oh, you don't want to phallucinate."

by The Family Hoblong January 28, 2015

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phallucifer

The first REAL black metal porn movie...starring a black metal artist who wishes to remain anonymous...

I bought phallucifer to try and figure out who the guy was and what band he was in.

by Blacktothemetal April 7, 2007

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Phallacate

To insert dick cheese

Oi cuz imma phallacate in your mouth

by Cock slimjim 12343221 May 1, 2019

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Phallusize

1. verb. To fantasize about phalluses.

2. verb. To be reminded of a phallus by an inanimate object.

Despite trying to think about Jesus, Monica usually spent 90% of her time in church phallusizing.

I couldn't help but phallusize the majestically tall, mushroom-domed mosque.

by txredhead March 29, 2011

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