Phallusize

1. verb. To fantasize about phalluses.

2. verb. To be reminded of a phallus by an inanimate object.
Despite trying to think about Jesus, Monica usually spent 90% of her time in church phallusizing.

I couldn't help but phallusize the majestically tall, mushroom-domed mosque.
by txredhead March 29, 2011
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phallusism

A witticism with a phallus as its subject matter.
"Mmm, I like wieners. They feel good inside me."

"Hah! Your phallusism amuses me."
by miksedene November 01, 2009
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