Phallusize 

1. verb. To fantasize about phalluses.

2. verb. To be reminded of a phallus by an inanimate object.

Despite trying to think about Jesus, Monica usually spent 90% of her time in church phallusizing.

I couldn't help but phallusize the majestically tall, mushroom-domed mosque.

Phallusize by txredhead March 29, 2011

phallucifer 

The first REAL black metal porn movie...starring a black metal artist who wishes to remain anonymous...

I bought phallucifer to try and figure out who the guy was and what band he was in.

phallucifer by Blacktothemetal April 7, 2007

Phallustine 

Phallustine:

A philistine, man or woman, whose life is guided by their nether regions. An uncultured person who has no knowledge of the world outside of empty sexual encounters. Most often found lurking in expensive nightclubs.

1) Andy: So, what did you think of the orchestra?
Ben: I wasn't paying attention. I just went to check out that hot cellist.
Andy: Jeez dude, you're such a Phallustine!

2) Susan: I hate Fashion TV because it’s filled with Phallustines.

Phallustine by Atzushka February 13, 2009

phallusism 

A witticism with a phallus as its subject matter.

"Mmm, I like wieners. They feel good inside me."

"Hah! Your phallusism amuses me."

phallusism by miksedene November 1, 2009

Phallustines 

Small spiked protrusions from your penis

<Quackers> spiky bits growing on your nob are never a good sign.

<SomethingwithanE> Phallustines

Phallustines by DarkLordOfTheSith April 13, 2011

Phallucite 

The ore dug out of dildo mines and processed into fake dicks.

Yeah, that's Bill Doe. His family money came some hitting a rich vein of phallucite in their great grandfather's dildo mine.

Phallucite by ChainBlue1 July 15, 2016

Phallustines 

An ancient group of aggressively-hostile warriors who were regular "dicks" to the Israelites.

I am not at all sure that the Phallustines existed merely in ancient times --- there seem to be plenty of "pricks" in the modern-day world, as well.

Phallustines by QuacksO March 13, 2019