Phallophilia
Phallophilia by Willhelmina Plowes August 3, 2014
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phallophile
phallophile by ashsky July 12, 2007
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Phallophobia
Having the fear, or phobia of a penis. Especially and erect penis. This may cause the person with Phallaphobia to hypevenilate or even pass out.
Athena has Phallophobia and was watching tv with her friend Kevin, and he whipped out his penis and she started to hypervenilate, and then eventually passed out.
Phallophobia by AthenaAtropine October 12, 2008
philophilia
An intense longing for love; it is the antonym of philophobia, which is the fear of love. Philophilic individuals have either overcome the fear of attachment or risk it.
She just loved to love. It seemed love itself was her object of love. She was infected by philophilia.
philophilia by BabuGeorge May 12, 2018
Phallophobia
Phallophobia by Dsmart July 15, 2007
Paleophilia
Paleophilia by Brenda !!!!! October 5, 2004
Philophiliac
A philophiliac is a person who likes to sleep with dead philosophers. Because of this disease they are often found to be hanging around graveyards (especially at night). Berkeley’s grave has been dug up numerous times and is one of the hardest hit philosophers. Yet despite this, sightings of philophiliacs are rare and often do not provide any conclusive evidence of their identities. Whilst the problem is a fairly recent on, graves all over the globe have been affected. Ayer and Turing have both had their graves desecrated and as a result Searle has been put into high security to ensure that nobody attempts to kill him with the intention of ‘visiting’ his grave later. Obviously this is a serious problem and the people who suffer from it need psychiatric help. Nevertheless, should you see a suspicious figure lurking around a philosopher’s grave, please ring the police.
Philophiliac by The Real Captain Philosophy February 21, 2011
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