Phallocentric 

Of or relating to the philosophy that my penis is the center of the world

Johnny had a very phallocentric worldview, given that his penis made most of his decisions for him

Phallocentric by D Flawless June 7, 2018

phallocentric 

Envisioning, focusing and idealizing the IMAGE, CONCEPT, THEORY AND IDEA OF THE PHALLUS... BASING ALL MOVEMENTS SOCIAL, SEXUAL AND SPIRITUAL IN RELATION TO YOUR IDEA OF THE PHALLUS.. DEIFYING THE PHALLUS

LU'CRETIA HAD A DRIVE SO FIERCELY DRIVEN BY HER PHALLOCENTRIC VIEW, THAT NOTHING ELSE MATTERED

phallocentric by TAU CETI January 18, 2018

Phallocentrism 

Phallocentrism concentrates on the idea that masculinity is the central focus and source of power and authority. Because of this, all male interests and needs are exalted while females are made subservient to male desires.

In the television show "All in the Family", Archie and Edith's relationship demonstrates phallocentrism.

Phallocentrism by Mal Hoyt February 4, 2006

Phallometrically challenged 

Has a small penis

Girl: Why did you break up with that guy?
Girl 2: He was phallometrically challenged 😭

Phallometrically challenged by Bina Bina February 13, 2021

Phallogocentric 

Wrong. And the difference between me an a postmodernist.

Iam "I noticed that we're vaguely postmodernist from time to time."

Hym "But we don't view the world as Phallogocentric."

Iam "Oh. Yeah, good point. What would you consider it then?"

Hym "If you have read our work and got anything other than Magnaphalethocentric then you aren't even listening."

Iam "Magnaphalethocentric?"

Hym "Yes. It privileges fat cocks and the ability to appeal to your own credibility. For example, what happens when you're a woman violate the rules of the establishment in which you work and walk in a disabled fat cock while he's masturbating? The disabled fat cock gains unlimited sexual success (indefinitely) and is defended by all of the other women around him in spite of the logos that was agreed to at the point of their hiring. What happens when you critique the validity of a certain 'profession?' They cite their credentials. Their ethos. 'I'm a so-and-so from so-and-so university.' Why? Because when their logos fails to persuade they have no choice but to move up a notch to ethos. Ethos is the top of the conceptual hierarchy. Not logos."

Iam "Huh... Well, alright then."

Phallogocentric by Hym Iam July 13, 2022