Envisioning, focusing and idealizing the IMAGE, CONCEPT, THEORY AND IDEA OF THE PHALLUS... BASING ALL MOVEMENTS SOCIAL, SEXUAL AND SPIRITUAL IN RELATION TO YOUR IDEA OF THE PHALLUS.. DEIFYING THE PHALLUS

LU'CRETIA HAD A DRIVE SO FIERCELY DRIVEN BY HER PHALLOCENTRIC VIEW, THAT NOTHING ELSE MATTERED

phallocentric by TAU CETI January 18, 2018

Phallocentrism

Phallocentrism concentrates on the idea that masculinity is the central focus and source of power and authority. Because of this, all male interests and needs are exalted while females are made subservient to male desires.

In the television show "All in the Family", Archie and Edith's relationship demonstrates phallocentrism.

Phallocentrism by Mal Hoyt February 4, 2006

Phallometrically challenged

Has a small penis

Girl: Why did you break up with that guy?
Girl 2: He was phallometrically challenged 😭

Phallometrically challenged by Bina Bina February 13, 2021

Phallogocentric

Wrong. And the difference between me an a postmodernist.

Iam "I noticed that we're vaguely postmodernist from time to time."

Hym "But we don't view the world as Phallogocentric."

Iam "Oh. Yeah, good point. What would you consider it then?"

Hym "If you have read our work and got anything other than Magnaphalethocentric then you aren't even listening."

Iam "Magnaphalethocentric?"

Hym "Yes. It privileges fat cocks and the ability to appeal to your own credibility. For example, what happens when you're a woman violate the rules of the establishment in which you work and walk in a disabled fat cock while he's masturbating? The disabled fat cock gains unlimited sexual success (indefinitely) and is defended by all of the other women around him in spite of the logos that was agreed to at the point of their hiring. What happens when you critique the validity of a certain 'profession?' They cite their credentials. Their ethos. 'I'm a so-and-so from so-and-so university.' Why? Because when their logos fails to persuade they have no choice but to move up a notch to ethos. Ethos is the top of the conceptual hierarchy. Not logos."

Iam "Huh... Well, alright then."

Phallogocentric by Hym Iam July 13, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026