Phallocrat 

A person who believes that males are the superior sex and should be in control, and that women should stay in the kitchen; usually a sexist male.

You patriarchal phallocrat! Choke on your oppressive dessert!

Phallocrat by thecomicgeek July 3, 2011

Phallocentric 

Of or relating to the philosophy that my penis is the center of the world

Johnny had a very phallocentric worldview, given that his penis made most of his decisions for him

Phallocentric by D Flawless June 7, 2018

phallocentric 

Envisioning, focusing and idealizing the IMAGE, CONCEPT, THEORY AND IDEA OF THE PHALLUS... BASING ALL MOVEMENTS SOCIAL, SEXUAL AND SPIRITUAL IN RELATION TO YOUR IDEA OF THE PHALLUS.. DEIFYING THE PHALLUS

LU'CRETIA HAD A DRIVE SO FIERCELY DRIVEN BY HER PHALLOCENTRIC VIEW, THAT NOTHING ELSE MATTERED

phallocentric by TAU CETI January 18, 2018

Phallacate 

To insert dick cheese

Oi cuz imma phallacate in your mouth

Phallacate by Cock slimjim 12343221 May 1, 2019

Phallocentrism 

Phallocentrism concentrates on the idea that masculinity is the central focus and source of power and authority. Because of this, all male interests and needs are exalted while females are made subservient to male desires.

In the television show "All in the Family", Archie and Edith's relationship demonstrates phallocentrism.

Phallocentrism by Mal Hoyt February 4, 2006

phallocopter 

When, due to pelvic gyration, the penis spins, orbiting about its base like a blade of a helicopter rotor. Also called helicopter dick.

I spent an hour spinning my hips in the mirror trying to do the phallocopter.

phallocopter by ThisFrigginGuy December 20, 2015

Phallicatarian 

Someone who eats only foods shaped like an erect penis. (Bananas, corndogs, Popsicles, etc.)

Did you see Steve deepthroat that corndog like a phallicatarian?

Phallicatarian by Bracca April 15, 2014