Phallism

The worship of penis ethier your dick or others despite sexual orientation that is akin to that of a religion but for the praisel of the all empowering cock.

In the name of all that is phallism praise that impressive throbing stature of a penis in all its gargantuan girth...

by Phallism April 24, 2021

Phallism

The worship of penis ethier your dick or others despite sexual orientation that is akin to that of a religion but for the praisel of the all empowering cock.

In the name of all that is phallism, praise that impressive throbing stature of a penis and all its gargantuan girth...

by Phallism April 24, 2021

phallusmonger

An expert on the subject of penises, dongs, woodies, willies, doodles, dicks, erections, Johnsons, stiffies, junk, and other assorted phallic objects. Also cocks.

A phallusmonger may or may not be desirous of such objects, but they must necessarily specialize in the knowledge of them or deal in their distribution. See urologist, or gay pimp.

Willy gazed awkwardly down at the floor.
"Doctor, I saw this girl a couple weeks ago, and I think she wasn't clean... I think I might have a problem with my-"
"I'm afraid I'm not qualified to help you in that department." said Doc Johnson. "Here's a referral to see the phallusmonger."
He handed John a slip referring him to one "Woodie U. Wan" in the urology department elsewhere in the hospital. Willy cringed. "Is this some kind of joke? Couldn't you just, y'know, give me some pills or something?"

by Hank J. Wimbleton March 2, 2008

phallis

an architectual term which dating back to ancient architecture means itlooks like a penis.

the eiffel tower is a giant phallis

by blujeens April 14, 2008

Phillism

To use one's acquired knowledge, no matter the size to explain any sort of phenomena occurring in one's surroundings, regardless of lacking all basic knowledge of the situation at hand, relying on the creativity of one's own inner 6'th grade level imagination in order to prove one's intelligence superior to all surround peers in an adult environment.

At work, Tom walked into a conversation where employees were attempting to demonstrate the new business strategy amongst each other. Tom decided to spout his opinion in the form of a "phillism" with a half heartened grin on his face that he didn't need to review along with the other employees because if he could figure out how to tie a "tie" that morning, he could easily figure the "core competency return to configure the optimal fund turn-over rate for the last quarter's marketing campaign segment". As Tom walked away satisfied with his attempt, all the other employees looked at each other puzzled and asked each other, "why the janitor was at work so early"?

by Awesome123 September 11, 2012

Phallison

Used to describe bearded hipsters.

Phallison is really testy today.

by When you know January 26, 2012

Phallusmobile

Any oversized motor vehicle that resembles a bad characature of a real car. Phallusmobiles include SUVs, big ole trucks with tractor tires and KC lights, and anything else that is a giant penis on wheels to compensate for someones insecurity.

Also known as Sport Utility-Kill-Anything-I-Hit-Mobile. They are distinguished by there custom safari or IM GOING TO KILL YOU bars on the front of the vehicle in order to in fact kill anything that is hit without damaging the phallus.

"I need a new phallusmobile for my family of three, we need the room." "I just want to keep my family safe by killing anyone else I hit in my ginormous Phallusmobile."

by POND SCUM October 2, 2004