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Phallogram 

A simple pictorial device representing a penis.

Often consisting of two circles and a long oval to form the popular “cock and balls” configuration.
“Our test dividers were covered in phallograms”

“Those truly skilled may create phallograms in a single pencil stroke, thereby covering every fucking surface within a mile radius without being caught.”

“The phallograms on the stall kept me company whilst I shatted my brains out”
Phallogram by Mount Yermom April 26, 2023

Phallocrat 

A person who believes that males are the superior sex and should be in control, and that women should stay in the kitchen; usually a sexist male.
You patriarchal phallocrat! Choke on your oppressive dessert!
Phallocrat by thecomicgeek July 3, 2011

Phantogram 

An incredible up and coming band from upstate New York that dives into their self named genre entitled "psychedelic street beat."
Phantogram enjoys success from their debut LP Eyelid Movies.
Phantogram by finderofawesomemusic January 27, 2010

Phallugraph 

phallugraph /fæl-ə-græf/ -

1. a photograph, usually erotic, in which male genitalia are a focal point in said photograph

2. a photograph taken specifically to show off male genitalia, usually to a lover

3. any photograph focused on male genitalia
Nancy: Dave just sent me another phallugraph! I have told him to stop multiple times, should I report it?
Claire: Just say dick pic lol
Phallugraph by SciKE October 11, 2019

Phallography 

The practice of drawing penises on other objects or pictures.
'That's a funny penis you've drawn, your phallography is really improving.'
Phallography by Aeon8 May 11, 2017

Phallographics 

the pictorial representation of a phallus, or a depiction relating to or resembling a phallus
For some reason, I don't know why, I used to have this thing...where I would...like, kinda...sit around all say and draw pictures of dicks. My therapist called it phallographics.
Phallographics by mcmitch October 28, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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