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Phallogram

A simple pictorial device representing a penis.

Often consisting of two circles and a long oval to form the popular “cock and ballsconfiguration.
“Our test dividers were covered in phallograms”

“Those truly skilled may create phallograms in a single pencil stroke, thereby covering every fucking surface within a mile radius without being caught.”
by Mount Yermom April 26, 2023
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Phallogram

A simple pictorial device representing a penis.

Often consisting of two circles and a long oval to form the popular “cock and ballsconfiguration.
“Our test dividers were covered in phallograms”

“Those truly skilled may create phallograms in a single pencil stroke, thereby covering every fucking surface within a mile radius without being caught.”

“The phallograms on the stall kept me company whilst I shatted my brains out”
by Mount Yermom April 26, 2023
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Phallocrat

A person who believes that males are the superior sex and should be in control, and that women should stay in the kitchen; usually a sexist male.
You patriarchal phallocrat! Choke on your oppressive dessert!
by thecomicgeek July 3, 2011
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Phantogram

An incredible up and coming band from upstate New York that dives into their self named genre entitled "psychedelic street beat."
Phantogram enjoys success from their debut LP Eyelid Movies.
by finderofawesomemusic January 27, 2010
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Phallugraph

phallugraph /fæl-ə-græf/ -

1. a photograph, usually erotic, in which male genitalia are a focal point in said photograph

2. a photograph taken specifically to show off male genitalia, usually to a lover

3. any photograph focused on male genitalia
Nancy: Dave just sent me another phallugraph! I have told him to stop multiple times, should I report it?
Claire: Just say dick pic lol
by SciKE October 11, 2019
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Phallography

The practice of drawing penises on other objects or pictures.
'That's a funny penis you've drawn, your phallography is really improving.'
by Aeon8 May 11, 2017
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Phallographics

the pictorial representation of a phallus, or a depiction relating to or resembling a phallus
For some reason, I don't know why, I used to have this thing...where I would...like, kinda...sit around all say and draw pictures of dicks. My therapist called it phallographics.
by mcmitch October 28, 2010
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