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Phallogram 

A simple pictorial device representing a penis.

Often consisting of two circles and a long oval to form the popular “cock and balls” configuration.
“Our test dividers were covered in phallograms”

“Those truly skilled may create phallograms in a single pencil stroke, thereby covering every fucking surface within a mile radius without being caught.”
Phallogram by Mount Yermom April 26, 2023
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Phallogram 

A simple pictorial device representing a penis.

Often consisting of two circles and a long oval to form the popular “cock and balls” configuration.
“Our test dividers were covered in phallograms”

“Those truly skilled may create phallograms in a single pencil stroke, thereby covering every fucking surface within a mile radius without being caught.”

“The phallograms on the stall kept me company whilst I shatted my brains out”
Phallogram by Mount Yermom April 26, 2023

Phallocrat 

A person who believes that males are the superior sex and should be in control, and that women should stay in the kitchen; usually a sexist male.
You patriarchal phallocrat! Choke on your oppressive dessert!
Phallocrat by thecomicgeek July 3, 2011

Phantogram 

An incredible up and coming band from upstate New York that dives into their self named genre entitled "psychedelic street beat."
Phantogram enjoys success from their debut LP Eyelid Movies.
Phantogram by finderofawesomemusic January 27, 2010

Phallugraph 

phallugraph /fæl-ə-græf/ -

1. a photograph, usually erotic, in which male genitalia are a focal point in said photograph

2. a photograph taken specifically to show off male genitalia, usually to a lover

3. any photograph focused on male genitalia
Nancy: Dave just sent me another phallugraph! I have told him to stop multiple times, should I report it?
Claire: Just say dick pic lol
Phallugraph by SciKE October 11, 2019

Phallography 

The practice of drawing penises on other objects or pictures.
'That's a funny penis you've drawn, your phallography is really improving.'
Phallography by Aeon8 May 11, 2017

Phallographics 

the pictorial representation of a phallus, or a depiction relating to or resembling a phallus
For some reason, I don't know why, I used to have this thing...where I would...like, kinda...sit around all say and draw pictures of dicks. My therapist called it phallographics.
Phallographics by mcmitch October 28, 2010
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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