Phallon 

An absolutely all around amazing person. Shes HOT and gorgeous and everybody secretly atleast has a little crush on her. Shes smart and sweet and you just wanna be around her, she doesnt hang out with a huge group of friends just like her
main 2 or 3 because shes very loyal. She is just all around better than everyone basically lol justkidding but she seems like it

Oh look at that girl shes so amazing almost like phallon
-jon

Phallon by helllofellows February 12, 2017

phallon 

A beautiful girl who is very sassy and sweet. She is also very attractive and is known too stop traffic because of her extreme beauty.

Robin is so pretty.she's such a phallon.

phallon by larisas June 9, 2008

Phallentine's Day 

February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.

Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.

Phallentine's Day by gngomez January 25, 2017

Pallone 

That one science teacher that somehow teaches everything and nothing at the same time.

A "Pallone" is a unit of measurement, to measure how much burnt toast can be cooked in a school oven.

"You see that teacher Pallone? He set an oven on fire that only had 4 Pallone's worth of bread. "

Pallone by Ranjourenjy May 17, 2022

Phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia

The fear of the fear of getting a boner while thinking about being touched and watched by a fat duck while simultaneously sleeping, driving, publicly speaking, cooking, and dreaming.

How the fuck can I provide an example for phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia when absolutely no one in the world has it?

Phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia by Yopmail User August 24, 2022

Phallophilia 

Phallophilia is the preference of some women for men with big penises.

"The sex researchers have observed that the phallophilia is common among some women".

Phallophilia by Willhelmina Plowes August 3, 2014

phallophile 

A person who loves cock.

My friend Susan is such a phallophile.

phallophile by ashsky July 12, 2007