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acronym for: Poopy Fat Old Ogre-like Mother F***ers. used on AIM to make fun of someone, usually a loser so they won't understand what you're saying.
dude, those guys are suck a pack of pfoomf.
i know, they bug me so much.
pfoomf by Sir Callahan February 13, 2007
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poomf is a combination of user Pettito on twitter and oomf. Pettito oomf. poomf. it is the fandom name of pettitos followers
omg? i see you follow pettito, girl you're a poomf?
yes girl omg.
poomf by Awsome doode February 14, 2022
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A dense object dropping into water, usually causing the water to shoot upwards making the 'ploomf' sound.
For best auditory effect, say outloud and with the back of your throat.
The onomatopoeic sound of a long turd satisfyingly dropping into the bowl....

Man on the throne...
*grunts with effort*
Ploomf!
Ploomf by domstar101 November 19, 2012
when your fart doesn't actually make a fart sound, the air just exits your holes. It smells like eggy wedge's too.
"She needed to ploomf so badly...but it simply would not exit her lower hole"
ploomf by Hallistic Vocal Roach December 6, 2021
The collection of fat below the belly that surrounds the genital area, making it more difficult to access.
It was hard to lick that chubby chick's clit, her poomfa was way too big.
poomfa by Cybaritic June 30, 2011
poomfie is the term used for when one of the besties' mbti endings are a "p" for percieving. Poomfies are great! Theyre similar to beeswax in a jar of honey, amazing.
Poomfie fell into the train pit 😞😞.
Poomfie is cool. All my homies love poomfie.
poomfie by kazuichisleftallolie April 8, 2021
stands for private oomf on twitter, followers that have access to your private account
proomf just replied to one of my priv tweets
proomf by liyaenjoyer April 13, 2022
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